Do looking at girls boobs, makes your life longer?

shellbatronic

Yes, because science.

MacInCali

Does not using proper sentence structure make your life shorter?

Even my love of boobs could not stop me from cringing at his sentence structure.

akaMrsmojo

If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.

RockWarrior84

It's funny how this specifies female boobs. Is there a separate thread for men's boobs?

like this?

DJManos

So much win in this htread...

_MG_

If so, I need to change my username to Methuselah.

emjaycazz

Yes, because science.

True story. Here is the study abstract:

We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.

shellbatronic

Lol awesome. That's why you stay in school, kids!

Yes, because science.

True story. Here is the study abstract:

We subjected a statistically significant number of subjects to pictures of breasts in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Upon such viewing of images, a high percentage experienced heart palpitations. Over the course of time, the palpitations were sustained in a manner that resulted in cardiovascular activity, thus increasing cardiac functions across the board.

The male subjects also reported additional post-image viewing activity (which they were reticient to describe, but for which they asked for compensation in the form of a "Kleenex subsidy.") that further increased their cardiac functions.

mccindy72

If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.

Not for my hubs, we look at them together.

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JnK619

If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.

Not for my hubs, we look at them together.

Lucky guy

RabbitLost

I should live forever, 'cause I look at mine all the time.

I would probably look at yours all the time, too.

1shauna1

Maybe not longer.....but you won't notice the car about to hit you and you'll die happy! :glasses:

akaMrsmojo

If your wife is standing next you, it might shorten your life expectancy.

Oh I do not care, but I know many women who would knock a man out.

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acarmelo1

rosie o'donnell?