The Skeptoid Diet...

J72FIT · March 2014

Got this off www.skeptoid.com... made me laugh because well, it's true.

http://skeptoid.com/blog/2013/11/14/the-skeptoid-diet/

Announcing: the Skeptoid Diet!

Need to lose weight? Feeling ugly and bloated? Tired of fad diets with ridiculous restrictions based on shoddy science? Then try the Skeptoid Diet, the only diet plan scientifically proven to help you lose weight.

The Skeptoid Diet works by using the ancient secret of kilocaloric cellular respiration (KCR) to help you burn off excess pounds. For thousands of years, the Chinese, Mayans, and Finnish have been using the secret of KCR and its vital, all-natural partner, adenosine triphosphate (ATP), to keep fit and thin. Maintaining proper KCR is the hidden diet trick that doctors don’t want you to know! It’s true! Just try asking them about KCR; they’ll probably report you to the NSA! [Oh, heck, the NSA was probably already listening.]

But now, for the first time ever, we here at Skeptoid are going to reveal the secret of weight loss via KCR to you!

Step 1: Eat fewer calories.
Step 2: Burn more calories.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you die of accident, natural causes, or whatever ultimate end the world has in store for you.
I know what you’re thinking: can it really be that simple? Of course it can! But if you really want more, then don’t hesitate to put in your pre-order for The Skeptoid Diet: The Book! and The Skeptoid Diet: The Cookbook! where we will provide you with a complete list of what foods to eat (hint: all of them) and which to avoid (hint: none of them), as well as delicious recipes that reflect the core of the Skeptoid Diet plan (all of which you could probably find online somewhere). The Skeptoid Diet: The Book! and The Skeptoid Diet: The Cookbook! are both due out next year, sometime. Maybe. Makes a great gift!