Damn all this water drinking!

jkowula
jkowula Posts: 447
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Ok I am really getting tired of all the washroom breaks at work. All the reproductions of drinking water with my peanut bladder is getting on my nerves.

1. It stinks in there.
2. Awkward conversations.
3. Tired of guys farting next to me.
4. How many times do I wash my hands in a day and still get a cold.
5. Splash-back, that's all I have to say about that!
6. Have to walk by the guys taking craps!
7. it's just not the same as when I drink beer.

I think I need a catheter and just sit at my desk, or maybe some Depends. Sounds more appealing at the moment!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Hahaha, I hear ya. I drink multiple 1.5Ls a day XD
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    I walk across the building to a lesser known men's room.

    Doesn't solve splash-back though.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    I walk across the building to a lesser known men's room.

    Doesn't solve splash-back though.

    Lesser known? What is there a trap door or something?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    wear a diaper puurrrhaps?
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    wear a diaper puurrrhaps?

    That's what the rockers do on the tour bus! So I have heard...
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    vitamin water bottles...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    vitamin water bottles...
    Not gonna lie, I was tempted to buy one of these...


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