wee story

bazbalboa

If easily offended then dont read. Im from Scotland, and when I was younger I worked in an engineering workshop, all sorts of older characters who i learned my trade off, heres a few of them.
1- onion heed, head shaped like an onion, wanked off a monkey in argentina and it died.
2-jaffa, fat guy with ginger hair, said feckin every second word.
3-shergar, young lad who looked like a horse, came up with the famous phrase, that tuna smells like fish.
The end.