Dumped my boyfriend
caroldavison332
Posts: 864 Member
Dear Sugar,
You are a deceitful son of a *****. You promised pleasure but instead intimacy with you infected me with cavities, inflammation, joint pain, obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, high LDL, fed tumors and was addictive. Since dumping you, I’ve started walking 24 miles and 80 stairs weekly. I have an oatmeal with flax and fruit breakfast. I eat Dr. Joel Fuhrman’s GOMBS (bitter greens, onions, mushrooms, beans, berries and seeds) anti-cancer lunch and broiled FISH?! for dinner. I log all my exercise and food on myfitnesspal.com. Since dumping you four weeks ago, I hauled *kitten* for the train Wednesday and only had to make one trip! AND I didn’t pant like a dog half the way to D.C. afterward. I’m shocked at how HAPPY and healthy I feel when I eat for strength. Thanks to all my REAL myfitneespals!
You are a deceitful son of a *****. You promised pleasure but instead intimacy with you infected me with cavities, inflammation, joint pain, obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, high LDL, fed tumors and was addictive. Since dumping you, I’ve started walking 24 miles and 80 stairs weekly. I have an oatmeal with flax and fruit breakfast. I eat Dr. Joel Fuhrman’s GOMBS (bitter greens, onions, mushrooms, beans, berries and seeds) anti-cancer lunch and broiled FISH?! for dinner. I log all my exercise and food on myfitnesspal.com. Since dumping you four weeks ago, I hauled *kitten* for the train Wednesday and only had to make one trip! AND I didn’t pant like a dog half the way to D.C. afterward. I’m shocked at how HAPPY and healthy I feel when I eat for strength. Thanks to all my REAL myfitneespals!
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You go girl!! Good luck to you...x0
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Congrats! Can I have your donut?0
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So you're single and won't eat my chocolate?0
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So you're single and won't eat my chocolate?
:laugh: :laugh:
The perfect woman!0 -
I'm confused.
You call your boyfriend sugar, or you had an unhealthy relationship with an inanimate substance.0 -
Well that did it. I'm banning sugar!
*passes out my donuts*0 -
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I see what you did there... TOXSINS!!0 -
That's adorable!!
I think I'm deprived of oxygen and sleep right now, As I was reading this I thought to myself, Why would she call her ex an affectionate name after she dumped him.... Duh!!!! I need my hour back!!!!
But great job none the less!!.0 -
So if your boyfriend was sugar...and pretty much evil for the reasons you stated... wouldn't that mean you've been cheating on sugar with other carbohydrates? or worse, artificial sweeteners? So I guess bread or pancakes made with ingredients like sugar, honey and flour would be sort of a devil's three way...0
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Dumping added sugar was the easy step for me. Cutting most grains (especially bread/wheat products, and rice) was more challenging. Good luck in your quest for better health. Having a dog that wants/needs to get out frequently for extended walks is a great motivator!0
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Tomomatic, I can't get over the SIAMESE TWINS on myfitnesspal! So I guess that now I have TWO new pals? How do you determine what your weight should be? And which one of you wrote this, the big nutrient hogging one or the little guy? I'm guessing the nutrient pig.
Regarding your question: No I don't believe that I cheated on my sugar with other carbs. It was pretty much chocolate and Pespsi. Isn't soda liquid sugar? And ugg, how dare you accuse me of the perversity of FAKE SUGARS! GROSS. EVIL. DISGUSTING. DEFINITLY OF THE DEVIL.0 -
^ This0 -
I'll gladly take your sloppy seconds0
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Just realized that I violated 17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language. My apologies. I will try to remember not to do this again.0
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Just realized that I violated 17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language. My apologies. I will try to remember not to do this again.
The filters took care of it for you, but you can edit your posts up to 1 hour after their published.0 -
I was misled. I was sooooo hoping for a snarky "I hate men" post.
Disappointed. :grumble:
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I'm a dummy. I thought you were serious. lol.0
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Tee hee hee. Love it. Best to dump all toxic relationships -- inanimate and not -- as they'll only hold you back from being the you you're meant to be. Well done!0
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dumped sugar... ate fruit...0 -
I was misled. I was sooooo hoping for a snarky "I hate men" post.
Disappointed. :grumble:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Me too. But, this thread still has potential.0 -
Being single, I can't really give you relationship advice but glad it seems to be working for you.
I love sugar but not enough to call him my BF. Bacon on the other hand........now that's my real love!!! And I have no plans on breaking up with him!!
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I'm confused.
You call your boyfriend sugar, or you had an unhealthy relationship with an inanimate substance.
It's called personification - giving an inanimate object human characteristics.
Give her some support!
OP - Congratulations on your success. Personally, I don't cut out sugar but that is a personal choice. You do what works for you!0 -
Good for you. Since also cutting out sugar I feel so much better and have tons more energy. Don't miss the sugar "highs"0
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I was misled. I was sooooo hoping for a snarky "I hate men" post.
Disappointed. :grumble:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
^^THIS..so this...0 -
I hauled *kitten* for the train Wednesday and only had to make one trip!
^^^That made me laugh!0 -
dumped sugar... ate fruit...
Just for grins and giggles:
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2010/01/02/highfructose-corn-syrup-alters-human-metabolism.aspx0 -
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