Addiction - staring at butts!

DamePiglet
DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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I'm addicted to staring at butts.
I can't help myself! It's worse than crack because there are butts everywhere I look! Everyone has them!

Even on MFP! People post pictures of their butts and I just HAVE TO STARE!!

Can someone please support me?

thanks!
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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    You are the victim! It's not your fault!

    Maybe try replacing your butt addiction with a sugar addiction. According to a few threads today, it's a real thing.

    Be strong.....keep your head up!!! You got this!! :flowerforyou:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    You are the victim! It's not your fault!

    Maybe try replacing your butt addiction to a sugar addiction. According to a few threads today, it's a real thing.

    Be strong.....keep your head up!!! You got this!! :flowerforyou:

    Thank you. Maybe I should try eating a honey bun instead of staring at butts.

    Or do you think that staring at junk would be a better idea?
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    maybe start smoking. I think it would be more a socially acceptable habit than butt watching.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    maybe start smoking. I think it would be more a socially acceptable habit than butt watching.

    You are not being supportive!
    You're supposed to tell me that butt watching is a real thing!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    You are the victim! It's not your fault!

    Maybe try replacing your butt addiction to a sugar addiction. According to a few threads today, it's a real thing.

    Be strong.....keep your head up!!! You got this!! :flowerforyou:

    Thank you. Maybe I should try eating a honey bun instead of staring at butts.

    Or do you think that staring at junk would be a better idea?


    +1 for junk addiction :wink:
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Wear sunglasses!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    does it have to be human butts?
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    I like big butts and I cannot lie ...

    I can surely appreciate a fine *kitten*! Nothing wrong with staring.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    does it have to be human butts?

    OMG!! *snort laughed*
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I'm here for you, OP.

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  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    ^^came here for this. thx.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Yup, got what I needed here, but I do think more pics would be most excellent or just PM me. I'm open and easily pleased. Mmmmmkay, thanks in advance.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    open and easily pleased?

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Yes. It's true. It's all true.

    Mr. Universe, your *kitten* makes the world a better place.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    does it have to be human butts?

    Well, as it stands now, yes. But I could try substituting.
    Maybe fruit butts?

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  • vvendy_darling
    vvendy_darling Posts: 75
    they're all asking for it
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    does it have to be human butts?

    Well, as it stands now, yes. But I could try substituting.
    Maybe fruit butts?

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    Fruit naughty bits will get you a scolding from the head olive. Ask me how I know. :sad:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    does it have to be human butts?

    Well, as it stands now, yes. But I could try substituting.
    Maybe fruit butts?

    watermelon-shaped-like-*kitten*.jpg

    Fruit naughty bits will get you a scolding from the head olive. Ask me how I know. :sad:

    food porn = bad.
    got it. :grumble:
  • mariepreston1995
    mariepreston1995 Posts: 221
    <<<<<<<< don't look
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    <<<<<<<< don't look
    too late \m/
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    <<<<<<<< don't look

    staring...
    is yer butt getting warm?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    What can I say, I'm an enabler.

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  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    I feel like this thread was made for me. I am a butt starer.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Yes. It's true. It's all true.

    Mr. Universe, your *kitten* makes the world a better place.

    QFT!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    What can I say, I'm an enabler.

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    Oh my goodness! *spanks*
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    I think I'm starting to understand your addiction.... Loving the pics and gifs:-)
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I'm addicted to staring at butts.
    I can't help myself! It's worse than crack because there are butts everywhere I look! Everyone has them!

    Even on MFP! People post pictures of their butts and I just HAVE TO STARE!!

    Can someone please support me?

    thanks!

    Lemme guess, you're addicted to butts, but only male butts. But all butts are evil because they make you look?

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