I have a lot to learn, Rules of MFP?

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Oh it's you, OP....
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    use the word Journey often.......when things don't go your way, it's because you are a special snowflake.....when people don't agree with you, embrace the butt hurt.....send blank friend requests because nobody cares to read them and realistically you're wasting your time investing in others....bacon is a way of life....the creepier you are the better off you'll be....did I miss anything?? \m/
  • EarthboundAtlas
    EarthboundAtlas Posts: 17
    Rule #1: Grown-*kitten* men aren't allowed to whine.
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    send lots of nudes, pervy PMs, and know that every woman on this site wants to jump on the D.
  • Operation_Shred
    Operation_Shred Posts: 173
    use the word Journey often.......when things don't go your way, it's because you are a special snowflake.....when people don't agree with you, embrace the butt hurt.....send blank friend requests because nobody cares to read them and realistically you're wasting your time investing in others....bacon is a way of life....the creepier you are the better off you'll be....did I miss anything?? \m/

    Don't make fun of my gurney.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Stay alive!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Just be cool....mellow.

    When you first show up around strangers do you scream you are here?
    No, mingle awhile get to know some people.

    Keep the creeper *kitten* to a minimum!!
    Then when no one is looking put it out on the table and act like it was an accident.:flowerforyou:

    Bahahahaha...put it on the table. I just sang that in the same rhythm of "sittin on da toylet"
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Rule #1: Don't be a douche.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    If there are no rules then there is a lot of butt hurt. Just like when I posted my likes and dislikes, everyone seemed bent on being mean.

    Oh, there's butthurt out the wazoo.

    I think butthurt IS a rule.

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  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    1. Bring me a beer. It better be cold.
    2. Make me a sandwich. It better be bold.
    3. After-meal snack, perhaps more beer.
    4. Your tasks are done, now get outta here.

    Mmm, beer.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Just break up.
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.
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    This isn't movie quotes we love???
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Don't blink! Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Can you please tell me what the rules of MFP are?

    also,

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  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    WTF??.....I don't even know. LOL
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Can you please tell me what the rules of MFP are?

    also,

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    Tru story. Now fugetaboutit.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Keep your filter on. People have coniptions if you speak as you think.
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  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    If there are no rules then there is a lot of butt hurt. Just like when I posted my likes and dislikes, everyone seemed bent on being mean.

    A good suppository will do the trick. :wink:

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    Welcome back, OP! :drinker:

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  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Can you please tell me what the rules of MFP are?

    also,

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    And NEVER get involved in a land war in Asia
  • _Handsome1_
    _Handsome1_ Posts: 12
    If there are no rules then there is a lot of butt hurt. Just like when I posted my likes and dislikes, everyone seemed bent on being mean.

    A good suppository will do the trick. :wink:

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    Welcome back, OP! :drinker:

    Thank you honey.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    MFP Rules -

    1. Just break up.
    2. You aren't doing everything right. You just aren't.
    3. Your kidneys and liver detox just fine, you don't need juice.
    4. Just break up.
    5. Meal timing doesn't matter.
    6. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably Dr. Oz.
    7. Idiocy leads to criticism. Criticism leads to butthurt. Butthurt leads to...
    8. Rage quit.
    9. Sugar is not the debil.
    10. Just break up.

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