Plateaued

Derp_Diggler

For the last 28 years I've been stuck at 5'7". Before that I was growing rather steadily, albeit in spurts. But It's been long enough that I think I'm ready to officially call this a plateau. I've tried eating at a deficit, eating at surplus, even at maintenance. Nothing seems to work. Any suggestions? I really want to break this and get to 6'. Help!

_Krys10_

you should consult Dr Oz

BlueBombers

Detox fo sho

.....or shoe lifts

miss_jessiejane

I'm just here to find some help. I too, have plateaued. I'd really like to get to 5'5"!

Sinisterly

A jetpack is the only solution.

PatheticNoetic

Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.

Derp_Diggler

you should consult Dr Oz

What flavour ketones will make me taller?

RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle

you should consult Dr Oz

What flavour ketones will make me taller?

I'm not sure if even the keytones will work for plateaus greater than 20 years.

Derp_Diggler

Detox fo sho

.....or shoe lifts

Which toxins are stunting my growth?

ComradeTovarich

Meat baths brah.

Go_Mizzou99

Meat baths...Pffft
I recommend Wild Turkey, neat.

parys1

You need some big hair.

Derp_Diggler

Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.

How is Scientology going to make me taller?

carrieo888

Stand ON the plateau.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Pilates/yoga

I hear they lengthen your muscles

CountDown321

Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

You should look into natural male enhancements. I hear they are good for making things grow without nasty chemicals.

Fenomka

have you tried juicing? You should try juicing. Or crossfit. All successful people do crossfit, and juice fast. and Quinoa. and um.. Chia seeds? yeah. that should help. do all those things.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

Also what did you do to get to 5'7"? That's my goal height.

Fenomka

Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

There is no such thing as gravity. You just have to REALLY WANT IT. :huh:

khkjkk

you should consult Dr Oz

What flavour ketones will make me taller?

Raspberry, of course.

laurie04427

I eat tofu and I'm now 5' 8". Just sayin.

Derp_Diggler

Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!

David_AUS

When you get to this level you need to start using the Roman system of measurement. The American one is not longer a good way to keep track of gains.

pawnstarNate

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730

New York Man 'Grows' Six Inches Through Surgery

All will be ok as long as you can handle surgeons breaking your bones and inserting rods. :drinker:

ComradeTovarich

Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!

Deal with it.

Camish911

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If it works for you let me know. I have been stuck at 5' 4.5" for years! (that half inch is VERY important!)

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I think if you use the It Works! wraps, and wrap yourself real tight, you could squeeze another inch or two out.

Could be worse, though.

Some_Watery_Tart

Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

Your right. Gravity is an oppressor and is clearly not supporting me on my gurney. *Shakes fist* "Damn You Mr. Newton"!

Deal with it.

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branflakes1980

Problem solved

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