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Derp_Diggler
Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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For the last 28 years I've been stuck at 5'7". Before that I was growing rather steadily, albeit in spurts. But It's been long enough that I think I'm ready to officially call this a plateau. I've tried eating at a deficit, eating at surplus, even at maintenance. Nothing seems to work. Any suggestions? I really want to break this and get to 6'. Help!
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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    you should consult Dr Oz
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Detox fo sho

    .....or shoe lifts
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I'm just here to find some help. I too, have plateaued. I'd really like to get to 5'5"!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    A jetpack is the only solution.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?

    I'm not sure if even the keytones will work for plateaus greater than 20 years.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Detox fo sho

    .....or shoe lifts

    Which toxins are stunting my growth?
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    Meat baths brah.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Meat baths...Pffft
    I recommend Wild Turkey, neat.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,064 Member
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    You need some big hair.


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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Lifts or high heels. You may need to "Tom Cruise" it.

    How is Scientology going to make me taller?
  • carrieo888
    carrieo888 Posts: 233 Member
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    Stand ON the plateau.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Pilates/yoga

    I hear they lengthen your muscles
  • CountDown321
    CountDown321 Posts: 117 Member
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    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    You should look into natural male enhancements. I hear they are good for making things grow without nasty chemicals.
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
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    have you tried juicing? You should try juicing. Or crossfit. All successful people do crossfit, and juice fast. and Quinoa. and um.. Chia seeds? yeah. that should help. do all those things.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Also what did you do to get to 5'7"? That's my goal height.
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
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    Hanging by your feet us clearly the solution. Gravity is keeping you down.

    There is no such thing as gravity. You just have to REALLY WANT IT. :huh:
  • khkjkk
    khkjkk Posts: 55 Member
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    you should consult Dr Oz

    What flavour ketones will make me taller?

    Raspberry, of course.

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