Ridiculous Crime Person ABove Is On Trial For...
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didn't return a library book from 3rd grade0
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Riding a horse backwards down an expressway.0
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Frottage0
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Driving a golf cart on the freeway0
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Frolicing in the Forest0
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Impersonating a traffic cop and directing all vehicles into a Target parking lot0
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Smuggling Canadian contact lenses in his socks0
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Streaking at his local Walmart0
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I mean, it started out normal at first - borrowing a friend's lipstick in order to write something of a benignly offensive nature on the boy's bathroom mirror at the dance club - but thanks to Tracy spiking the homebrew, it quickly turned into a night of debauchery, police chases, and shady deals with that weird homeless guy on 4th Ave.
I would just like to state for the record, Officer, those tootsie pop panties are NOT ours, and you can't prove anything.0 -
Attempting to bribe a public official to make pig latin the national language.0
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Getting a camel drunk on a Sunday.0
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Opening a pie stand outside a Weight Watchers meeting and inciting a riot!0
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I can't get into the details, but it involved a goat and several ears of corn.0
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Selling Little Debbies to Diabetics0
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Stealing women's panties from clothelines and wearing them around his face0
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