Ovulation

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  • love2lift_85
    love2lift_85 Posts: 374 Member
    Well, you could make her pee on a urine test strip - the ones that check for the LH surge...

    Some women are more horny when they're close to ovulation. *shrug* fertility hormones and all. So... maybe look for a woman who's more easily aroused, LOL...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I'm extra dirty when I'm ovulating. And by dirty, I don't mean I need to take a second shower. :wink:

    ETA I really need to change my picture before I make posts like this.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Well, you could make her pee on a urine test strip - the ones that check for the LH surge...

    Some women are more horny when they're close to ovulation. *shrug* fertility hormones and all. So... maybe look for a woman who's more easily aroused, LOL...

    Please....tell me more.

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  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    If you look at them with bedroom eyes they will follow. Now, go test that theory!
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    Can anyone tell me how I can spot a lady at the peak of her ovulation cycle?

    What sort of nefarious plans do you have that you need this information?

    Dr. Nefario!!!!!

    Who wants to go watch the Minions?

    ME ME ME ME ME!!!
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    EWCM, of course...
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    You want us to give away secrets? Don't want to make things too easy for you.

    You could ask her to provide you with an accurate record of her temperature every morning, taken before moving out of bed, immediately upon awakening. A rise in temp will indicate approaching and peak fertility, and will drop back down after.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I was thinking that this might be a sign?

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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?



    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    I have an answer for you. Wink wink.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    Actually, you are the one that doesn't understand biology.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I was thinking that this might be a sign?

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    Do you have a problem with cats at the moment?
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    if she tells you she wants a baby... don't do it
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I was thinking that this might be a sign?

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    Do you have a problem with cats at the moment?

    Unfortunately yes...my kitty cat is all the way on the East Coast.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    Actually, you are the one that doesn't understand biology.

    Ok, you're right. For all I know you do drop puddles on to the ground when you ovulate. Everyone's different, I would probably wear something to catch all that though. Sounds like a slipping hazard.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    Actually, you are the one that doesn't understand biology.

    Ok, you're right. For all I know you do drop puddles on to the ground when you ovulate. Everyone's different, I would probably wear something to catch all that though. Sounds like a slipping hazard.

    Now I'm singing Coolio....slide slide slippity slide.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I was thinking that this might be a sign?

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    Do you have a problem with cats at the moment?

    Unfortunately yes...my kitty cat is all the way on the East Coast.

    With that kind of range, maybe it should be an indoor cat.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Beat me to it!

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  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    Actually, you are the one that doesn't understand biology.

    Ok, you're right. For all I know you do drop puddles on to the ground when you ovulate. Everyone's different, I would probably wear something to catch all that though. Sounds like a slipping hazard.

    It's a problem. I'm ovulating and I've already changed my underwear twice today.:grumble:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Google: EWCM

    You're welcome.

    Should I just wait for puddle formations while I'm sitting there talking to her?

    Some one doesn't grasp women's biology. What exactly would be dripping out of her during ovulation?

    Actually, you are the one that doesn't understand biology.

    Ok, you're right. For all I know you do drop puddles on to the ground when you ovulate. Everyone's different, I would probably wear something to catch all that though. Sounds like a slipping hazard.

    It's a problem. I'm ovulating and I've already changed my underwear twice today.:grumble:

    I just said something really dirty to someone and thought "Am I ovulating already?!" Checked my period tracker and yep, first day. Six more days of dirty talk from me. :drinker: Oh, and a good indicator is when the toilet paper flies across the bathroom. You're welcome for that visual!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    At ovulation, the cervix become softer. One good trick is, touch your forehead, then your lips. The cervix of an ovulating female will be soft like your lips while hard as the forehead outside ovulation.

    Now you just have to find and touch women cervix without them noticing.

    Good luck
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    May I ask....Why would you like to know this information?

    True warrior not afraid to get blood on sword.

    I think you might need a refresher in Sex Ed dear Rock. Ovulation occurs 2 weeks after mensuration.

    No, ovulation accurs two weeks BEFORE menstuation.
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    The signs would be less subtle than one might think. There is no obvious evolutionary advantage for a woman to make such a display at the time of ovulation.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Well... you look for a...
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    Thank you...pictures always help.
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Well... you look for a...
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    Then you get this ...
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    Then approximately 2 weeks later you get this:

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The signs would be less subtle than one might think. There is no obvious evolutionary advantage for a woman to make such a display at the time of ovulation.

    hidden ovulation is a great party trick, no?
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    May I ask....Why would you like to know this information?

    True warrior not afraid to get blood on sword.

    I think you might need a refresher in Sex Ed dear Rock. Ovulation occurs 2 weeks after mensuration.

    No, ovulation accurs two weeks BEFORE menstuation.

    Very true. Which is why some people get pregnant again without having a period after having a baby.
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    The signs would be less subtle than one might think. There is no obvious evolutionary advantage for a woman to make such a display at the time of ovulation.

    hidden ovulation is a great party trick, no?

    My guess is that it would be more of a protective trait against unwanted pregnancies from predatory males.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The signs would be less subtle than one might think. There is no obvious evolutionary advantage for a woman to make such a display at the time of ovulation.

    hidden ovulation is a great party trick, no?

    My guess is that it would be more of a protective trait against unwanted pregnancies from predatory males.

    Or to encourage a selected mate to stick around and help out. Or both.

    Depends partly on whether you think the female doesn't really want the predatory male. :wink:

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