looking for ladies

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  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
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    still available

    *pats head* there they're their, it will be ok OP :flowerforyou:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Sure. Do you want to play The Crying Game?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Any ladies bored and want to chat?

    do you like to indulge in Nutella and talk long walks in the enchanted forest?

    oh lord. . I hope not. .

    It can't be him. .he's way too in love with his own words. .
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    In...

    ...for the show...


    ...not the chat.


    NTTAWWT


    :huh:
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    ahhh.... no.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    No thanks I'm busy dry rubbing a steak


    Ifykwim
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish

    NO. .hit ME up!

    Kik: fortysecondstofinish
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish

    NO. .hit ME up!

    Kik: fortysecondstofinish

    Showoff!!!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish

    NO. .hit ME up!

    Kik: fortysecondstofinish

    Showoff!!!

    you are BOTH showoffs!

    hit ME up: alreadyfinishedandreadyforcuddlesandnap
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
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    all i could think was
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    Bro! This not how you get the ladies on MFP, you post dumb gifs, use humour and act all innocent...then they just throw themselves at you!!!! It's like a sad desperate buffet!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kinesiology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
    ^^^TRUTH!!!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    like this????

    Guitar, Bass and Vocal Enthusiast
    Ordained Minister
    Host of The Confessional
    Owner of All That is \m/ (> . <) \m/
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish

    NO. .hit ME up!

    Kik: fortysecondstofinish

    Showoff!!!

    you are BOTH showoffs!

    hit ME up: alreadyfinishedandreadyforcuddlesandnap

    Oh no you don't!

    hit ME up:
    kik: notyetfinishedbuttakingabreaktogiveafortyminutesmassagebeforefinishingandhavingcuddlesandanap
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    Bro! This not how you get the ladies on MFP, you post dumb gifs, use humour and act all innocent...then they just throw themselves at you!!!! It's like a sad desperate buffet!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kinesiology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
    There must be something wrong with me then...
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    Bro! This not how you get the ladies on MFP, you post dumb gifs, use humour and act all innocent...then they just throw themselves at you!!!! It's like a sad desperate buffet!

    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kinesiology, nutrition and Dinosaurs


    First rule of fight club. You don't talk about fight club.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
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    Cracks me up that people use this site as a dating web site. There are 20 gazillion actual dating sites, where you can women with all kinds of different motivations and desires. Seems a better route than using this site.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Hit me up ladies

    Kik: thirtysecondstofinish

    NO. .hit ME up!

    Kik: fortysecondstofinish

    Showoff!!!

    you are BOTH showoffs!

    hit ME up: alreadyfinishedandreadyforcuddlesandnap

    Oh no you don't!

    hit ME up:
    kik: notyetfinishedbuttakingabreaktogiveafortyminutesmassagebeforefinishingandhavingcuddlesandanap

    hahahaaaa you win dude.

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