If the person above me was at my house I would______?

riadhdeb

Play together

carfanman

move heavy stuff

nicolemtracy

Invite in for a game of Cards Against Humanity.

L4manski

Let them in and show them my guitars...

tomwatso

Show my Gretsch Tennessee Rose.

TheRoadDog

Hide all my Premium Bourbon.

L4manski

@tomwatso
[Beautiful guitar. I had an old White Falcon knockoff. Played great but was about 1/10th the price.

@TheRoadDog
Put our heads together and make an *kitten*...

borst13

Ask him to box with me

_BlueGreyGreen_

Straighten her camera phone so her pics do not come out sideways

blueize70

Ask him to take me to the ocean

tomwatso

Ask her view on baked and broiled pork chops for dinner

CoolDad67

Hang is coat in the closet, clip off his tie (with scissors), and hand him a beer.

AliceSwarthout

Tell him to keep away with those scissors!

tomwatso

fix her a Mai Tai

Excuse_less

I would assume I'm being sued

Michaelg235

play some xbox

borst13

show him my moves

TheNewPriceIsLoading

Pour her a drink and put on a good track

Saucy_lil_Minx

Ask him to cut my lawn, as I am allergic to grass, and he's there anyway! Might as well make himself useful. :flowerforyou:

theserpah

fix her a snack

littlebutlean

Ask him nicely to take less scary selfies.

Excuse_less

Teach him how to not look scary selfies in the eye!

cindys921

Offer him a drink!

sixout

ask her to check if my doors are locked. I forgot to check when I left this morning.

Phoenix__Rising

Ask him to take me to his tat artist.

mhiggi02

slam dance with her....if she was willing

borst13

ask him what slam dance is

littlebutlean

Offer some wine .. get her drunk, then get her to the point where she has no control..

And ask her wtf is she doing at my house? :huh:

HealthyinAZ

Hand out a beer and head out to the pool to tan

littlebutlean

Do a photo shoot cause she clearly knows how to do some pics.