If the person above me was at my house I would______?

V0lver

wash her face with detergent

PurringMyrrh

Change their name to vulva

KiiiAttitude

Wear a mask and go do normal things then whip off the mask and scare people . orrrr turn up at the set of walking dead for work.

UnitedBoy_83

...be one happy boy

fr053n

Watch the Walking Dead

rodduz

offer her a drink

UnitedBoy_83

Watch the Walking Dead

Perfect :bigsmile:

KiiiAttitude

Watch the Walking Dead

Perfect :bigsmile:

Lets all watch walking dead together????

UnitedBoy_83

Watch the Walking Dead

Perfect :bigsmile:

Lets all watch walking dead together????

Most definately!!

foryouelmer

prob best not write it her

PurringMyrrh

Give her an extra long tour of my windowless, soundproof basement.

msbunnie68

make lambs brains with fava beans and a nice chianti...

siport

open a bottle of wine and hope the wife doesn't come home :-)

BlueAngelChar

get him to cut my grass! i hate manual labour! :laugh:

msbunnie68

get some tips on how to take a rockin' bra only selfie.

BlueAngelChar

get some tips on how to take a rockin' bra only selfie.

that's it - tops off and we'd be rocking those bra selfies lol I'll show you how its done!

MuscleHeadNerd74

can't mention here...wink lol

goldenguymsw

offer a beer and shoot some pool

TadaGanIarracht

Cry.

goldenguymsw

Cry.

Why cry?

MuscleHeadNerd74

say lets go hit the gym bro

bbracken77

Ask him to go on a long bike ride!

ilfaith

Ask him to help with the dishes and the vacuuming.

Apollonious26

Probably attempt to seduce her...

La_Malfaisante

haven't decided yet

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

call the cops.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Hand him a beer, and start the BBQ grill, and the fire pit!
Tell him to invite some people, and have a good time!!

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

exercise the restraining order.

_Tink_

Snuggle with him.

L4manski

Be very very happy to see her...