If the person above me was at my house I would______?

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  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
    Smell like weed lol
  • FeedTheWolf
    FeedTheWolf Posts: 32
    Cry and give her all my money.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    ..
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Smell like weed lol

    Let me help you out...this isn't pot farm. I think you have a problem.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Offer to make her home made bagels. :D
  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
    ask him kindly to leave before my husband came home!
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Ask her kindly to leave before her husband got home!

    Edited because this didn't sound right...
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Uhm...give him some cab fare money and send him on his way.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    LOATHE HER!!! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Oh please! You'd invite me in and we'd watch Deadliest Catch.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Tell her to NOT read my mind!
  • sunman00
    sunman00 Posts: 872 Member
    point a fire extinguisher at him
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    I would make him dinner and let him smell it, then my non-hubby would come home and he'd have to leave before he even got to eat.
  • theserpah
    theserpah Posts: 109 Member
    Ask her how she got to be so pretty
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    You're not so bad yourself. How is it your head isn't attached to your body?
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Attempt to convince her that she was a ghost while leaving delicious, alcohol tainted treats in her path in an attempt to get her drunk so that this fabrication could be more easily believed. And then finally, once she had caved and begun attempting to make faces from Beetlejuice.. sell the video to a reality TV show, become wealthy beyond belief for the production of something likely better than most of Sy-Fy's programming and enjoy the rest of my life while sitting in the lap of luxury. More than likely though, i'd stare and wonder how she figured out where I lived. :o
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    Attempt to convince her that she was a ghost while leaving delicious, alcohol tainted treats in her path in an attempt to get her drunk so that this fabrication could be more easily believed. And then finally, once she had caved and begun attempting to make faces from Beetlejuice.. sell the video to a reality TV show, become wealthy beyond belief for the production of something likely better than most of Sy-Fy's programming and enjoy the rest of my life while sitting in the lap of luxury. More than likely though, i'd stare and wonder how she figured out where I lived. :o

    Um, call the cops if I'm smart
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Duuuuuuuude, you had me at attempt. :) Lol.

    For chica, get the gun. ('-')
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    @chica - Well, we wouldn't be going anywhere. That's for damn sure!!

    @TadaGanIarracht - practice spelling her username
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    No.

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