Write a song about your day

downsizinghoss
downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
Ok, so I was thrilled about the fact that I have made it all the way to lunchtime today with no major malfunction.

A wise friend of mine said that it was ok. That all accomplishments didn't need to be so great as to have songs sung about them for generations.

well, **** that. So here is the song about my day so far.......

(In honor of St. Patrick's day it is to the tune of Danny Boy)





so lunch time comes….

the ****, it has been flowing….

I can’t believe.. the weekend has gone by……

and so I sit right here.. and eat my sammich…..

and from the world, I try to duck and hide……




And yes I’m THRILLED…. that I did make it this far…

and yes I KNOW…… , 4 hours must I go……

but now the LIGHT….. that waits for me looks cloooser…….

and soon the day will end and I will scurry hoooooooommmme...

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    my song for today:


    **** **** **** *** *** *** *** ***** **** ****
    **** *** ***** *** ***** **** **** *****...

    chorus:
    **** **** **** **** **** *****
    **** **** **** ***** **** **** ****
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Not good at lyrics, but my song would probably be titled, "Don't Look at Me That Way, B*tches!"
    ...sung to my stationary bike and my TotalGym right before I get off my butt and give them the business.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    "forrl's Monday Song"

    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...
    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...
    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...

    chorus: Mmmffphh.

    Lyrics and tune by elenathegreat, because she rocks the wordsmithing.
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    my song for today:


    **** **** **** *** *** *** *** ***** **** ****
    **** *** ***** *** ***** **** **** *****...

    chorus:
    **** **** **** **** **** *****
    **** **** **** ***** **** **** ****

    +1 for sure!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "forrl's Monday Song"

    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...
    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...
    Naaa-naaanaaannaaa-naaa-naaaaaa...

    chorus: Mmmffphh.

    Lyrics and tune by elenathegreat, because she rocks the wordsmithing.

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Monday began with a reasonable tone
    But then I went and dropped my phone
    Only three months old and the screen is cracked
    Now I need a new one from Walmarts rack
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Woke up this morning (badadadaDA)
    Sent my daughter to school (badadadaDA)
    Drank me some caffeine (badadadaDA)
    Put some lead in my tool (badadadaDA)

    Got to the gym (badadadaDA)
    Put that bar on my back (badadadaDA)
    Squat down nice and low now (badadadaDA)
    But couldn't get back (badadadaDA)

    I got those "missed a rep" blues
    I got those "missed a rep" blues
    You know I
    felt like a foo'
    "Missed a rep" blues.
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
    Somebody already wrote my song:

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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    I will call this one "Third Cup of Coffee"

    *Ahem*

    Hit the snooze button
    Way too many times
    Surprised my brain is working
    To bust out these rhymes

    Roll out of bed
    Damn I’m a mess
    There isn’t enough coffee
    To deal with this stress

    On my third cup, on my third cup
    On my third cup, on my third cup
    (Damn she a mess)

    I said,

    Roll out of bed
    Damn I’m a mess
    There isn’t enough coffee
    To deal with this stress
    (Damn she a mess)
  • Gameofthrone
    Gameofthrone Posts: 1,522 Member
    I'll call this "Moth to a light"

    Un-stick to me
    And live your own life
    I've just known you what seems like a moment in time
    Why are you acting like a moth
    Full throttle to the light
    I can't be your everything
    Even if I was in love
    You gotta spread your wings and fly
    And be satisfied with your own life
    Give me space
    Let me breathe
    And maybe
    I'll feel the way you feel
    But I'm not your light
    And your not my moth
    So breathe and let things unfold
    The way things are meant to
  • Gameofthrone
    Gameofthrone Posts: 1,522 Member
    Monday began with a reasonable tone
    But then I went and dropped my phone
    Only three months old and the screen is cracked
    Now I need a new one from Walmarts rack

    Ahahah I love this! & I hate dropping my phone