Anyone have a remedy for black magic?

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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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  • Toblave
    Toblave Posts: 244 Member
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    No choice you must break up with her.
  • neutralmilkhotel83
    neutralmilkhotel83 Posts: 100
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    Sacrifice a chicken by choking

    does it count if she likes it?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    It's only real if you believe in it, so stop. If all else fails see a voodoo priestess.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    I am sure baba has to be floating around here somewhereeeee......

    ^this
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    oh you! HAIL SATAN

    Hail Satan
  • FlyThisKite
    FlyThisKite Posts: 183 Member
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    How do you define black magic?

    Is it anything that is not white fluffy bunnies?
    Something outside your comfort zone?
    Not white but not evil, dancing on the grey line?
    Is it what keeps you up at night, palms sweating because you don't want to open your eyes?
    Is it the whisper in the darkness?
    The tilt of a hat in the night as the dawn approaches?
    The glint in a strangers eye that screams of danger?
    Tell me what is it to you that is truly black magic?

    And is it something you want to succumb to,
    learn from,
    embrace,
    or run like hell from?

    Once you define it,you can defend yourself from it.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/20426-astrology :bigsmile:

    I thought you meant Baba Yaga. My bad
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    White magic, duh.

    Bro, do you even magic?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Have you spoken to Jesus!?

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    White magic, duh.

    Bro, do you even magic?

    I prefer a Red, Blue and White Magic deck to counter attack the damn life sucking ability of the black deck!!!

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
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    I'd speak to David Blaine about this.

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    ya know... if I were to post this stuff slanted at christianity... I'd get a strike.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    you should see the specialists from Nawlins, they help you out real quick

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  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,891 Member
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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/20426-astrology :bigsmile:

    I thought you meant Baba Yaga. My bad
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    I wonder what will happen if I join his group???:tongue:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    According to Santana, you may want to consult a Black Magic Woman.


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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
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    Have you tried the new Dr. Oz detox? Says it works against curses, angry spirits, and Rosie O'Donnell.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Do like I do and just shake a chicken foot over it.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Unfiltered Apple Cider Vinegar

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