Anyone have a remedy for black magic?

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Have you spoken to Jesus!?

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    White magic, duh.

    Bro, do you even magic?

    I prefer a Red, Blue and White Magic deck to counter attack the damn life sucking ability of the black deck!!!

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    I'd speak to David Blaine about this.

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    ya know... if I were to post this stuff slanted at christianity... I'd get a strike.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you should see the specialists from Nawlins, they help you out real quick

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    Don't Know Why You Would Bother With Such A Long Signature Anyway
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  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,914 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/20426-astrology :bigsmile:

    I thought you meant Baba Yaga. My bad
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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    According to Santana, you may want to consult a Black Magic Woman.


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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Have you tried the new Dr. Oz detox? Says it works against curses, angry spirits, and Rosie O'Donnell.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Do like I do and just shake a chicken foot over it.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Unfiltered Apple Cider Vinegar
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    White magic?! Pfft, no.

    Dean and Sam Winchester.
  • FlyThisKite
    FlyThisKite Posts: 183 Member
    White magic?! Pfft, no.

    Dean and Sam Winchester.

    ^This...Awesomeness..
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    you should see the specialists from Nawlins, they help you out real quick

    Guitar, Bass and Vocal Enthusiast
    Ordained Minister
    Host of The Confessional
    Owner of All That is \m/ (> . <) \m/
    Proudly Escorting Sheenarama to MFProm '14
    Adding Extra Lines For No Apparent Reason
    I Mean Really, Who Cares??
    It's Not Like You're Some Super Famous Well To Do Pro Athlete Or Anything
    Don't Know Why You Would Bother With Such A Long Signature Anyway
    Guess It Would Be For Those Who Wish To Beef Up Their Alleged Credentials
    Like Certain Self-Proclaimed Coaches And Experts
    You Can Keep Your Silly Shakes and Pills
    Pump That Garbage In Another Man's Veins
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    \m/

    I love you so much for posting this, jackpot!
  • missdibs1
    missdibs1 Posts: 1,092 Member
    Yes there is
  • Kreepie11
    Kreepie11 Posts: 76
    Welcome to the three step program:
    1. Block it
    2. Reflect it
    3. Protect against future hits

    Various methods, I suggest looking at candles or the Seals of Solomon.

    (Heyy, you asked.)
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you should see the specialists from Nawlins, they help you out real quick

    Guitar, Bass and Vocal Enthusiast
    Ordained Minister
    Host of The Confessional
    Owner of All That is \m/ (> . <) \m/
    Proudly Escorting Sheenarama to MFProm '14
    Adding Extra Lines For No Apparent Reason
    I Mean Really, Who Cares??
    It's Not Like You're Some Super Famous Well To Do Pro Athlete Or Anything
    Don't Know Why You Would Bother With Such A Long Signature Anyway
    Guess It Would Be For Those Who Wish To Beef Up Their Alleged Credentials
    Like Certain Self-Proclaimed Coaches And Experts
    You Can Keep Your Silly Shakes and Pills
    Pump That Garbage In Another Man's Veins
    giphy.gif
    giphy.gif
    giphy.gif
    \m/

    I love you so much for posting this, jackpot!

    Anytime *hugzz* \m/

    Guitar, Bass and Vocal Enthusiast
    Ordained Minister
    Host of The Confessional
    Owner of All That is \m/ (> . <) \m/
    Proudly Escorting Sheenarama to MFProm '14
    Runner of A Mok, Jogger of Memories
    Adding Extra Lines For No Apparent Reason
    I Mean Really, Who Cares??
    It's Not Like You're Some Super Famous Well To Do Pro Athlete Or Anything
    Don't Know Why You Would Bother With Such A Long Signature Anyway
    Guess It Would Be For Those Who Wish To Beef Up Their Alleged Credentials
    Like Certain Self-Proclaimed Coaches And Experts
    You Can Keep Your Silly Shakes and Pills
    Pump That Garbage In Another Man's Veins
    giphy.gif
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    giphy.gif
    \m/
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    Eat back 1/2 of your exercise calories.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    why on earth would you want to remedy that?
  • jeephipwr
    jeephipwr Posts: 20
    stop doing stupid s**t
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Have you spoken to Jesus!?

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  • cstringfellow2013
    cstringfellow2013 Posts: 172 Member
    White magic?! Pfft, no.

    Dean and Sam Winchester.

    ANY excuse to call Dean Winchester...
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    Surprised this thread went so far!
    This morning the threads were spammed by a member who had a phone number up saying:

    Remedy for black magic
    Remedy for exorcisms
    Remedy for this
    Remedy for that

    Lol
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Sweet Potatoes
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    The remedy for black magic is called intelligence. Just sayin'..........
  • csontos
    csontos Posts: 76 Member
    You're automatically safe from black magic as long as you never eat more than 1 carb a day.
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    You're automatically safe from black magic as long as you never eat more than 1 carb a day.

    lolz

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