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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    it only has 100.

    it's just that 99 of them keep deactivating and coming back with new account names that i can't keep track of anymore. :angry:

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    Apparently, the ball you took was one of whatever-brah's. I think that's why his panties are bunched. You should give it back because the loss is hurting his ability to exchange banter outside of an elementary school playground. He has nothing left but thinly veiled "I know you are, but what am I" come-backs.

    Have a heart, Burro. Give the brah his ball. I think it's his only one.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    "Low testosterone." I wonder where those words came from, going by your profile pictures (Small Delts, Chest, Traps.) which so happen to be sites with a lot of androgen receptors, I'd assume your doctor.

    Maybe heed your own advice and think before you speak.

    They came from you. It's called the internet.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146973323

    I am flattered that you looked through my pictures though
    :heart:

    So have you been drinking or are you always like this?

    lol. ouch, OP.

    It's only going to get worse as you age. Better do something about it now.

    Pro Tip: OP = Original Poster.

    Secondly, that isn't even my account and if you were ever active on Bodybuilding.com, you'd know that.

    Lastly, I know your "kind" gets very excited over thread titles and otherwise catchy, shiny objects but spending 15 seconds analyzing the provided information in the link, I can see his levels are still in the provided normal range.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    From the Urban Dictionary

    nob
    British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "*kitten*", and well below "c***"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
    Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

    Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

    Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    "Low testosterone." I wonder where those words came from, going by your profile pictures (Small Delts, Chest, Traps.) which so happen to be sites with a lot of androgen receptors, I'd assume your doctor.

    Maybe heed your own advice and think before you speak.

    They came from you. It's called the internet.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146973323

    I am flattered that you looked through my pictures though
    :heart:

    So have you been drinking or are you always like this?

    lol. ouch, OP.

    It's only going to get worse as you age. Better do something about it now.

    Pro Tip: OP = Original Poster.

    Secondly, that isn't even my account and if you were ever active on Bodybuilding.com, you'd know that.

    Lastly, I know your "kind" gets very excited over thread titles and otherwise catchy, shiny objects but spending 15 seconds analyzing the provided information in the link, I can see his levels are still in the provided normal range.



    Good catch on the OP. Since you've overtaken the thread to troll, I suppose it came second nature.

    You're a terrible troll, by the way.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Joined May 2013
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    Status: Doesn't do anything fitness orientated, other than post on a fitness forum about things unrelated to fitness.

    Do you count as a member?

    Aware
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    I went to bb.com the other day. It was slow loading.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Do you count as a member?

    Aware
    EL



    OH



    EL

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  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    Ah bless you child, thanks for taking the time to read my post history, you make this old British woman very happy to have a nice young man in Florida trouble themselves so much :flowerforyou:

    You are absolutely correct "nob" has been used in the past to refer to posh people, most of the time now it just means penis
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:

    Sarah, Please.

    That Doesn't seem very fair, that would be like if you had large breasts, and I refered to you simply as "boobs."

    Yes, it encompass a proportionately large percentage of me, relative to the average man..

    but it doesn't define me as an individual, nor would "teddies" on yourself.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    You just never know where a thread is gonna end up, do ya! Ya gotta luv it! :yawn:
  • Froody2
    Froody2 Posts: 338 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    Ah bless you child, thanks for taking the time to read my post history, you make this old British woman very happy to have a nice young man in Florida trouble themselves so much :flowerforyou:

    You are absolutely correct "nob" has been used in the past to refer to posh people, most of the time now it just means penis


    VBnotbitter is correct. A better description of him would be nob jockey, though.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    Common usage = peen/d!ckhead.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Joined May 2013
    Posts: 5,224
    Status: Doesn't do anything fitness orientated, other than post on a fitness forum about things unrelated to fitness.

    Do you count as a member?

    Just curious if you have ever been helpful or if you just make fun of people? I have only ever seen you be a jerk.

    +1

    +2

    +3

    Looks at post history - lolz at irony.


    Also...+5
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    In for nobs! Either kind.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Joined May 2013
    Posts: 5,224
    Status: Doesn't do anything fitness orientated, other than post on a fitness forum about things unrelated to fitness.

    Do you count as a member?

    Just curious if you have ever been helpful or if you just make fun of people? I have only ever seen you be a jerk.

    +1

    +2

    +3

    Looks at post history - lolz at irony.


    Also...+5

    That isn't Irony.


    Is there no one else?

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    "Low testosterone." I wonder where those words came from, going by your profile pictures (Small Delts, Chest, Traps.) which so happen to be sites with a lot of androgen receptors, I'd assume your doctor.

    Maybe heed your own advice and think before you speak.

    They came from you. It's called the internet.
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146973323

    I am flattered that you looked through my pictures though
    :heart:

    So have you been drinking or are you always like this?

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Joined May 2013
    Posts: 5,224
    Status: Doesn't do anything fitness orientated, other than post on a fitness forum about things unrelated to fitness.

    Do you count as a member?

    Just curious if you have ever been helpful or if you just make fun of people? I have only ever seen you be a jerk.

    +1

    +2

    +3

    Looks at post history - lolz at irony.


    Also...+5

    Going in for +6
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Just in for the .gif

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  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Just in for the .gif

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    Must agree...Antonio :smooched: x 10000
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:

    Sarah, Please.

    That Doesn't seem very fair, that would be like if you had large breasts, and I refered to you simply as "boobs."

    Yes, it encompass a proportionately large percentage of me, relative to the average man..

    but it doesn't define me as an individual, nor would "teddies" on yourself.
    Stay in school, kids! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

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    Actual British person checking in, when we say "nob", we mean "penis".
    It's an insult.

    You, sir, are a nob.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

    d91_zps813343cd.gif
    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:

    Sarah, Please.

    That Doesn't seem very fair, that would be like if you had large breasts, and I referred to you simply as "boobs."

    Yes, it encompass a proportionately large percentage of me, relative to the average man..

    but it doesn't define me as an individual, nor would "teddies" on yourself.
    Stay in school, kids! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Did my analogy go over your head?

    Sarah, Please.
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Just in for the .gif

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    Must agree...Antonio :smooched: x 10000

    Yup. :)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

    d91_zps813343cd.gif
    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:

    Sarah, Please.

    That Doesn't seem very fair, that would be like if you had large breasts, and I referred to you simply as "boobs."

    Yes, it encompass a proportionately large percentage of me, relative to the average man..

    but it doesn't define me as an individual, nor would "teddies" on yourself.
    Stay in school, kids! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Did my analogy go over your head?

    Sarah, Please.

    I don't think you're capable of reaching the top of my head, kiddo. But thanks for the laugh anyway. Good luck on your journey. :drinker:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

    d91_zps813343cd.gif

    Actual British person checking in, when we say "nob", we mean "penis".
    It's an insult.

    You, sir, are a nob.

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    Also, Need frontal teeth pics to confirm British Status.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Dictionary.com

    British Slang.
    Nob- a person of wealth or social importance.

    I think I have a better reference, given your post-content history I can see why that may have confused you though.

    d91_zps813343cd.gif
    How about we call you a short, twisted dork? And, of course, I'm referring to definition #2 of "dork".:flowerforyou:

    Sarah, Please.

    That Doesn't seem very fair, that would be like if you had large breasts, and I referred to you simply as "boobs."

    Yes, it encompass a proportionately large percentage of me, relative to the average man..

    but it doesn't define me as an individual, nor would "teddies" on yourself.
    Stay in school, kids! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Did my analogy go over your head?

    Sarah, Please.

    I don't think you're capable of reaching the top of my head, kiddo. But thanks for the laugh anyway. Good luck on your journey. :drinker:

    Sarah, please.

    Between me "trolling" the other 7 people in this thread, I expect you to at least have a coherent response to me when it's finally your turn again.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    If you think you're acting funny, but you're just acting like an idiot;
    If you think you're acting smart, but you're just acting like an idiot;
    chances are pretty good that you're not acting.