WORST DATE EVER
TheFisherKing
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In college, I took Yvette to SoHo to visit galleries and view art as we shared an Art 101 class. I read about Bob Flanagan who suffered cystic fibrosis and when he drew breath, he likened the pain to inhaling shards of fiberglass. To combat the pain, he created art. I didn't know what KIND of art. We entered the gallery and assembles into a crucifix were a series of televisions, each displaying a part of his anatomy as if he were hung. Well, the one focused on his penis showed him driving a nail through it into a wooden board and preforming other sadistic acts upon his genitals. In addition he vomited into buckets and lacerated his appendages. She never spoke to me again. Her mom called and asked what was wrong with me. Ha. Oh well...
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Well then...you win some, you lose some0
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Lmao omg that's terrible
EDIT - I have not had any terrible REAL dates...yet
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Went on a date with an Egyptian PhD rocket scientist who was apparently looking for an American to marry for citizenship. He drove horribly, left his bank account statement on the coffee table when he had to run in and grab his jacket real fast, and he talked about his mother a lot on the date.0
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I had a guy yell at me for not knowing what his directions meant and then being late (5/10mins) and then after the date was done said he couldnt date dumb girls and that he would hug me anyway...thanks?0
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A guy in college who claimed he saved me from getting roofied. Agreed to a date - we had to stop and his place - a dump - where he tried to convince me he was rich, pee'd with the door open and told me he could throw me down if necessary. Creepy!0
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In college, I took Yvette to SoHo to visit galleries and view art as we shared an Art 101 class. I read about Bob Flanagan who suffered cystic fibrosis and when he drew breath, he likened the pain to inhaling shards of fiberglass. To combat the pain, he created art. I didn't know what KIND of art. We entered the gallery and assembles into a crucifix were a series of televisions, each displaying a part of his anatomy as if he were hung. Well, the one focused on his penis showed him driving a nail through it into a wooden board and preforming other sadistic acts upon his genitals. In addition he vomited into buckets and lacerated his appendages. She never spoke to me again. Her mom called and asked what was wrong with me. Ha. Oh well...
HA! Amazing.0 -
In college, I took Yvette to SoHo to visit galleries and view art as we shared an Art 101 class. I read about Bob Flanagan who suffered cystic fibrosis and when he drew breath, he likened the pain to inhaling shards of fiberglass. To combat the pain, he created art. I didn't know what KIND of art. We entered the gallery and assembles into a crucifix were a series of televisions, each displaying a part of his anatomy as if he were hung. Well, the one focused on his penis showed him driving a nail through it into a wooden board and preforming other sadistic acts upon his genitals. In addition he vomited into buckets and lacerated his appendages. She never spoke to me again. Her mom called and asked what was wrong with me. Ha. Oh well...
That sounds metal as fuark. If she was cool, she would've enjoyed it and then gone with you to a Morbid Angel or Dismember show later.0 -
On a first date, I had a guy propose that I join him on his upcoming weekend trip to a nudist resort. He even gave me some lovely tips to make my "first time" easier and more fun. Needless to say, I did not join him, nor did I go on a second date with him!0
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on a blind date the guy ended up telling me all about his diaper fetish and how for our next date I should wear a diaper and soil myself during our date :indifferent:0
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I had a Marine (who was way over weight) ask me to rub his pregnant belly in front of everyone. He then, asked what was wrong with me because I didn't do it.0
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There's a really interesting documentary about that artist out there somewhere, I remember watching it once and being like, wow I am NOT that hardcore.0
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Worst date... good question.
I've had my share of dates where I got stupid drunk and twice I didn't show up for because I had forgotten what day we were, but hands down my worst date was when I coaxed a girl back to my place and all I had for furniture was an inflatable mattress.
She bailed on me while our love nest was barely half-inflatable.0 -
Well.....
my ex and I were out on a date to a movie and I tried to hold her hand during the movie and she didn't want to and so she got up and walked out of the movie, went to the ladies room and then saw me outside and we ended up in a huge fight and that's where the date ended I took her home and the relationship ended that night0 -
Friend set me up on a blind date when I was still in high school with a guy that would be "perfect" for me. We doubled with the friend and her guy. The blind date showed up in a ratty t-shirt & shorts, looked like Curly from the Three Stooges (which was actually his nickname :indifferent: ) and didn't say two words to me or the other couple with us.
Maybe I was the bad part of the date :laugh:0 -
Went on a date with an Egyptian PhD rocket scientist who was apparently looking for an American to marry for citizenship. He drove horribly, left his bank account statement on the coffee table when he had to run in and grab his jacket real fast, and he talked about his mother a lot on the date.
This isn't really a date, but piggybacking in Egyptian men: A few years ago, I was in a perfume shop in Cairo with a girl I'd just met, and the shop owner - I guess assuming she was family - asked her if she would give me to him for marriage. He offered her the perfume store, and she turned him down, saying she needed him to add in goats and camels. He then offered her the perfume store, 10 camels and 50 goats, meanwhile I have no idea what's going on.
Ironically, the same thing had happened to my mom 25 years before when she was visiting her parents who were expats living in Saudi Arabia. A jewelry souk owner offered to buy her, her dad had him going for awhile before politely declining. Not a week later, the souk owner was on the front of the city newspaper because he'd been murdered. Her dad: "well, you'd be the richest widow in this part of the country!". I'm glad we all laugh about it now.0 -
In college, I took Yvette to SoHo to visit galleries and view art as we shared an Art 101 class. I read about Bob Flanagan who suffered cystic fibrosis and when he drew breath, he likened the pain to inhaling shards of fiberglass. To combat the pain, he created art. I didn't know what KIND of art. We entered the gallery and assembles into a crucifix were a series of televisions, each displaying a part of his anatomy as if he were hung. Well, the one focused on his penis showed him driving a nail through it into a wooden board and preforming other sadistic acts upon his genitals. In addition he vomited into buckets and lacerated his appendages. She never spoke to me again. Her mom called and asked what was wrong with me. Ha. Oh well...
That sounds metal as fuark. If she was cool, she would've enjoyed it and then gone with you to a Morbid Angel or Dismember show later.
Or even if she was remotely into Art you guys could have discussed it in depth and then gone for a taco0 -
DON'T MIND ME, I AM JUST FILLING MY RECENT TOPICS WITH ALLCAPS THREAD TITLES.0
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on a blind date the guy ended up telling me all about his diaper fetish and how for our next date I should wear a diaper and soil myself during our date :indifferent:
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on a blind date the guy ended up telling me all about his diaper fetish and how for our next date I should wear a diaper and soil myself during our date :indifferent:
So how did the second date go?0 -
I have never really had an awful date, but I was REALLY hurt on one of my dates. A guy I had went out with a few times invited me out again, which seemed pretty normal. We spent the whole date laughing and enjoying ourselves. However, at the end he said he didn't want to see me again because he wanted someone he could be proud to have on his arm. I know I am not a beauty, but I don't believe I am someone to be ashamed of. More importantly, why be such a ****!? How about you just say it was fun but youre not really into it? Or just don't contact me again? It really hurt my feelings, and it bothers me until this day!0
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on a blind date the guy ended up telling me all about his diaper fetish and how for our next date I should wear a diaper and soil myself during our date :indifferent:
Oh ****!0 -
Worst date was when the dude basically kicked me out of his house because I wouldn't go down on him.
Second worst was when the dude ate in front of me and didn't offer me any food until he was boxing it up to take home.0 -
I have never really had an awful date, but I was REALLY hurt on one of my dates. A guy I had went out with a few times invited me out again, which seemed pretty normal. We spent the whole date laughing and enjoying ourselves. However, at the end he said he didn't want to see me again because he wanted someone he could be proud to have on his arm. I know I am not a beauty, but I don't believe I am someone to be ashamed of. More importantly, why be such a ****!? How about you just say it was fun but youre not really into it? Or just don't contact me again? It really hurt my feelings, and it bothers me until this day!
Wait! What? Who told you that you are not a beauty? I looked at your avatar when I read that. You totally *ARE*. That guy was a jerkface!0 -
On a first date, I had a guy tell me he went insane for almost a year, with details. I was a little creeped out..intrigued, but creeped out.0
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Went to a drive-in movie with this girl I had just met.
She was attractive (9/10 or so.) in dental school, and had perfect teeth.
Anyway, we're in the backseat of her SUV, and she's kissing me.. and she needs gum.
(She had like a morning breath/dry mouth type thing going on.)
So I gave her gum, she wouldn't eat it...
hinted again.
Still wouldn't eat it.
eventually I straight up told her, "You need to eat this gum.."
Pretty sure she was pissed for 5-10 minutes, but everything was fine afterwards.0 -
I have never really had an awful date, but I was REALLY hurt on one of my dates. A guy I had went out with a few times invited me out again, which seemed pretty normal. We spent the whole date laughing and enjoying ourselves. However, at the end he said he didn't want to see me again because he wanted someone he could be proud to have on his arm. I know I am not a beauty, but I don't believe I am someone to be ashamed of. More importantly, why be such a ****!? How about you just say it was fun but youre not really into it? Or just don't contact me again? It really hurt my feelings, and it bothers me until this day!
Wait! What? Who told you that you are not a beauty? I looked at your avatar when I read that. You totally *ARE*. That guy was a jerkface!
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It wasn't a date (I think he thought it was) but one time, a former friend of mine, who was dating one of my best girl friends, invited me to see him and his band practicing. It was all cool, until he also invited me to one of his friend's apartment, and until this point I still thought it was an innocent invitation, and out of nowhere he tells his friend "Hey, can I go sleep on your bed", his friend is like sure go ahead, and then he calls me to go in the room with him. I'm like "oookay?" I go in and he tries to make a move at me, I was so disgusted because he then tried to force me to, so I literally took off running.
I didn't want to hurt my girl friend's feelings, but she inquired me about that day, and I told her what happened. She believed me, but apparently this *kitten* turned things around because they both stopped talking to me after that day and were still dating afterwards. Well... whatever LOL.0 -
These type dates have great value -- they help you make decisions that enable you not make long term mistakes...:drinker:0
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Brother's best friend (Who I loved from the time I met him)
Asks me like this....."I don't have anyone else to ask on this double date with your brother, so....will you go with me?"
Jerk.
And then we got slurpees from 7 11 and sat in the car and talked.
He did buy me a rose from the gas station but still........it was from a gas station.0 -
Why is he a jerk? Bcuz he wanted a favor from his friend ie you. Just bcuz a guy is not interested in you doesnt make him a jerkBrother's best friend (Who I loved from the time I met him)
Asks me like this....."I don't have anyone else to ask on this double date with your brother, so....will you go with me?"
Jerk.
And then we got slurpees from 7 11 and sat in the car and talked.
He did buy me a rose from the gas station but still........it was from a gas station.0 -
Why is he a jerk? Bcuz he wanted a favor from his friend ie you. Just bcuz a guy is not interested in you doesnt make him a jerkBrother's best friend (Who I loved from the time I met him)
Asks me like this....."I don't have anyone else to ask on this double date with your brother, so....will you go with me?"
Jerk.
And then we got slurpees from 7 11 and sat in the car and talked.
He did buy me a rose from the gas station but still........it was from a gas station.
The way he said it.....he didn't want to go with me......plus, he said it like I was the last choice....the back up. His date didn't show and I was what was left.0
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