Need to Lose 50 Lbs in One Week, Best Way?

The_Enginerd
The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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So I need to lose all this weight for reasons, and I kept putting it off cause I figured I could always just start later. Well, I don't think I can put it off much longer, so what do you think is the best way to accomplish this? I figured I could just do the 30 day shred, but do it 4 times a day to speed up my results, or take some pills or something, but you all seem to think this won't work. Do you think any of these will work?

The Tardis:
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A Delorean
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The phone booth from Bill and Ted
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A Hot Tub
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HG Wells Time Machine
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Machine Time Code
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Or call my past self with the Crank Prank Time Phone
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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    The hot tub for sure!
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    I would go with joining the Doctor in the TARDIS. With all the running you'll do, that 50lbs will just melt off. I mean, look at Catherine Tate now.
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    Well played, sir.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    DeLorean.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    mmmm toss up between Bill and Ted and the Delorean
  • Ninguneado77
    Ninguneado77 Posts: 468
    that's a no brainer...just watch Dr. Oz..... NEXT!...
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  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Cut off legs. Instant weight loss!
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Cut off legs. Instant weight loss!

    But he's so BENDY! :love: He couldn't be quite so bendy without things to bend.

    I do not approve. :mad:
  • fairygirlpie9
    fairygirlpie9 Posts: 288 Member
    The hot tub for sure!

    Agreed with the hot tub - it will melt away all your fat but you must stay in it for at least 12 hours a day to get results fast.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Um. I don't know which one would work best, but if you get the TARDIS, could you come pick me up?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Well, since weight loss is wibbly wobbly, you might as well go the timey wimey kind of way. Tardis it is!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My personal fave:

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  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Delorean comes with a hoverboard.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Always go with the Doctor

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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    The hot tub for sure!

    No! Don't do the hot tub! You'll get pregnant and gain 50!
  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
    jesus ****ing christ
  • NJL13500
    NJL13500 Posts: 433 Member
    I second Dr. Oz. He gives loads of great advice. Have you tried Garcinia Cambogia yet?
  • allstatemom
    allstatemom Posts: 183 Member
    I'm going with the Time Machine. Take me back to my 18th birthday. I was at least 50 pounds lighter then.
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    How about 30DS while in the hot tub?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    jesus ****ing christ

    Oh, good suggestion. The main question is, would Jesus support the laziness suggested in the OP? Would it matter whether OP's reasons were good (would Jesus say "no" if the reason for weight loss is vanity?)?
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    *kicks rocks*

    I thought this would be directions for a cleanse. Or a cauliflower recipe.

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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    hahahah. take two 25 barbells and throw them out the window.

    OR

    spend 50L at harry and david's or whatever that british store is ;)
  • sisterlilbunny
    sisterlilbunny Posts: 686 Member
    In for the TARDIS!
  • motivatedmartha
    motivatedmartha Posts: 1,108 Member
    Chop your body off and weigh your head! It'll be light cos it's full of air :wink: :laugh:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    jesus ****ing christ
    He has some awesome powers, but I wasn't aware time travel was one of them. Thanks for the suggestion!
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    jesus ****ing christ

    I agree. This thread is very mean spirited towards all those who really need to lose 50 lbs in one week. Instead of making fun of them, you could be supportive, and give constructive advice.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
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  • jigsawxyouth
    jigsawxyouth Posts: 308 Member
    jesus ****ing christ

    I agree. This thread is very mean spirited towards all those who really need to lose 50 lbs in one week. Instead of making fun of them, you could be supportive, and give constructive advice.
    Nah, if I wanted to give constructive advice, I would just suggest going to the local Sam's Club, Costco, what have you a buy the biggest bulk bag of ****s. I heard it does wonders for the skin.

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