"Concioust Uncoupling" With your personal "Danger foods"

bethlaf
bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
Here is mine ,i am filing for a divorce from Brownies and cookies ...

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    the only thing that sabotages your self control is yourself.
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  • GiveMeCoffee
    GiveMeCoffee Posts: 3,556 Member
    All those things you mentioned you can't eat, I love and eat regularly. With no problem.
    Time to learn some self control, control.

    Definitely this! Maybe improve your relationship with those and find a way to fit them into your day, but are you going to give them up for the rest of your life? Then I would learn portion control and self control
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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    because it was a joke post, that op felt was cute, and everyone is taking it WAY to serious..
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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Here is mine ,i am filing for a divorce from Brownies and cookies ...


    I am a food polygamist. I love them all. :laugh:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Here is mine ,i am filing for a divorce from Brownies and cookies ...

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I see what you did there, OP :wink:

    My "dangerous foods" and I enjoy a FWB relationship. Maybe that's what Gwyneth & Chris should have done in the first place. Hehehe
  • Me and cheese have separated. I think we will find together again, but right now I need a break from it to get healthy.
  • GiveMeCoffee
    GiveMeCoffee Posts: 3,556 Member
    Below is one of the things I will be eating today...

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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    Below is one of the things I will be eating today...

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    you have the bottom part right, but the other 2 in the relationship really are just hangers on , the cherry is just there to look good :D its not really even commited, it it were it would be inside the brownie..
    and is that ice cream or whipped cream? if whipped cream , we all know hes just there for a good time, if its ice cream , im better off without it , i (seriously) do not like ice cream..
  • GiveMeCoffee
    GiveMeCoffee Posts: 3,556 Member
    Below is one of the things I will be eating today...

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    you have the bottom part right, but the other 2 in the relationship really are just hangers on , the cherry is just there to look good :D its not really even commited, it it were it would be inside the brownie..
    and is that ice cream or whipped cream? if whipped cream , we all know hes just there for a good time, if its ice cream , im better off without it , i (seriously) do not like ice cream..

    Oh how can you not like ice cream.. that's a crime I believe... but that is ice cream and then whipped cream and it will be a very good time!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    because it was a joke post, that op felt was cute, and everyone is taking it WAY to serious..


    I'm still trying to decipher the title of the thread, so it would be impossible for me to take it too seriously. :wink:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Below is one of the things I will be eating today...

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    Who needs a thread title when you have pics like these?

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    because it was a joke post, that op felt was cute, and everyone is taking it WAY to serious..


    I'm still trying to decipher the title of the thread, so it would be impossible for me to take it too seriously. :wink:

    QFT
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    "Conscious Uncoupling" is the new word flatulence for "friendly break-up." Some therapist is trying to make money by re-branding an existing concept.
    Celebrities are buying into it. SURPRISE! High colonic and moon diet, anyone?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Below is one of the things I will be eating today...

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    Who needs a thread title when you have pics like these?

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member

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    Wow!!!!! :laugh:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member

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    Wow!!!!! :laugh:

    Yep! GIF winner! It's over!
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    That disturbed me.

    :sad:
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    That disturbed me.

    :sad:
    QFT
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    Tina Fey really gets it!

    (also, the stupid quote thing is wonky, thanks Randomtai!)