Meanwhile, on bizarro MFP...

ComradeTovarich

Welp, it's confirmed! Lost 35 lbs on the new Garcinia Cambogia/Quinoa juice cleanse that was on the weekly sticky! Also, did you guys check out the ****storm in that one thread this morning? Some dude talking about counting calories and all this other nonsense that hasn't been proven at all by Dr. Oz. It was up for so long, I'm wondering if we even have mods anymore.

BraveNewdGirl

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

wannaBrunnner81

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

I tried that but i passed out...i must be using it wrong

WeepingAngel81

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

I tried that but i passed out...i must be using it wrong

You're supposed to wrap your head only and leave holes for your nose silly!

Myhaloslipped

Welp, it's confirmed! Lost 35 lbs on the new Garcinia Cambogia/Quinoa juice cleanse that was on the weekly sticky! Also, did you guys check out the ****storm in that one thread this morning? Some dude talking about counting calories and all this other nonsense that hasn't been proven at all by Dr. Oz. It was up for so long, I'm wondering if we even have mods anymore.

Haha, I missed that one! That'll teach me to buckle down and work instead of screwing off on MFP for significant portions of the day. Back to my usual antics tomorrow.

kethry70

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

I tried that but i passed out...i must be using it wrong

you need to wrap your neck to squeeze more blood and tissue into your brains. If you wrap your head, you lose IQ points

ndj1979

the raspberry ketone cleanse followed by a two week water fast is the only way to go...

WeepingAngel81

I hear it's all about the break up diet. Just break up....boom! Skinny!

cwolfman13

the raspberry ketone cleanse followed by a two week water fast is the only way to go...

You forgot about the cider vinegar...

MyChocolateDiet

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

I tried that but i passed out...i must be using it wrong

you need to wrap your neck to squeeze more blood and tissue into your brains. If you wrap your head, you lose IQ points

you guys are all so dumb.

yer s'posed to wrap your feet. becos then the blood that can't get to your feet will be extra that goes into the rest of your body and since your brain is on top it goes there first and BAM...smart!

WeepingAngel81

I used a body wrap to increase my IQ!

I tried that but i passed out...i must be using it wrong

you need to wrap your neck to squeeze more blood and tissue into your brains. If you wrap your head, you lose IQ points

you guys are all so dumb.

yer s'posed to wrap your feet. becos then the blood that can't get to your feet will be extra that goes into the rest of your body and since your brain is on top it goes there first and BAM...smart!

This is why we are friends! You haz dem smarts

ComradeTovarich

the raspberry ketone cleanse followed by a two week water fast is the only way to go...

This one works too, as long as you're taking the kale extract suppositories to maximize the diffusion of ketones in your body.

kethry70

why has noone mentioned the garcon cambodia miracle diet pill??? you need that
It is made from all-natural, organic cambodian waiters....

oh wait... this isn't an episode of hannibal

Chieflrg

I wrapped siran wrap around my mouth to keep me from ea~~~ **drops to the floor, dead**

kayla_who

lol yall so silly

Go_Mizzou99

the raspberry ketone cleanse followed by a two week water fast is the only way to go...

This one works too, as long as you're taking the kale extract suppositories to maximize the diffusion of ketones in your body.

bump for later...this is good stuff! thanks!

donyellemoniquex3

Power Bump Fist.

ComradeTovarich

I wrapped siran wrap around my mouth to keep me from ea~~~ **drops to the floor, dead**

Now you've got it!

MyChocolateDiet

Garcon Cambodia....*snort*