I'm Not Getting Enough Protein From All These Vegetables

Rocbola

Haha you knew this was an April Fools thread, and you clicked anyway.
Yay veggies!


Maybe i need more potatoes!?!?!?

seventieslord

you made me laugh!

kennie2

not veggies but my pasta was just 27g of protein for under 500 calories soo yeah
totes lacking this protein on my vegan diet

HoneydewLouu

Love this

Protein...the bane of my vegan life...*coughs*

TheGymGypsy

But didn't you know if you don't eat 1 gram of protein for every pound of weight then you will look weak and sickly and have zero muscle mass?!

Lol I met my protein today eating literally nothing but fruits, veggies, and beans.

EmbraceTheDarkSide

I dont want protein. I want to lose muscle mass so I can be skinny

salembambi

same OP same

Mia_RagazzaTosta

:yawn:

miss_jessiejane

:drinker: Good job you! Pranking all of us in to thinking you had sense!

Jacwhite22

I don't eat veggies for protein....That's what chicken is for.

miss_jessiejane

Also, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so delicious??

TheGymGypsy

Also, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so delicious??

If humans aren't supposed to do cocaine, why is it so addictive?

ComradeTovarich

Also, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so delicious??

If humans aren't supposed to do cocaine, why is it so addictive?

Rocbola

Also, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so delicious??

If they are so delicious, why don't you go bite into the flesh of the next animal you see walking past?

Why have i never seen anyone do that? Why do people instead make their meat taste like plants before they eat it? People rub in ground up plants, or wipe on plant based sauces. Or they slow cook it over wood fire, making sure to get the taste of the wood in the meat. (<--- the way i used to prefer it) Or some combination of those. After cooking it, (the only species that has to cook their meat or get sick.) we slather it with more plant flavored sauce, and put it on a plate with a bunch of plants. Or slap it in between some romaine and a tomato, maybe a little onion, and some bread.

Rocbola

Love this

Protein...the bane of my vegan life...*coughs*

Yep. The two most common responses to anyone who finds out how i eat:

1) Oh, i could NEVER do that. It sounds good, but: bacon.


And of course this gem:
2)

ElliottTN

Also, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they so delicious??

If they are so delicious, why don't you go bite into the flesh of the next animal you see walking past?

Why have i never seen anyone do that? Why do people instead make their meat taste like plants before they eat it? People rub in ground up plants, or wipe on plant based sauces. Or they slow cook it over wood fire, making sure to get the taste of the wood in the meat. (<--- the way i used to prefer it) Or some combination of those. After cooking it, (the only species that has to cook their meat or get sick.) we slather it with more plant flavored sauce, and put it on a plate with a bunch of plants. Or slap it in between some romaine and a tomato, maybe a little onion, and some bread.

Because I have opposable thumbs and I live in a first world country where I can have my turkey taste like any other meat that I want for just ****s and giggles. Other than that, slap that cow on the *kitten*, walk it by the fire and butcher it on my plate.

Why have one thing when I can have it all? Besides, there is no fun in being a preachy pusami vegan always talking about my food.

Sushi is pretty good too.

Merica

wolfsbayne

Seriously, though. Eat what you want. It doesn't bother me.