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Have you ever ___________?

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  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    No, even though I've been around way too many.

    HYE ever been caught by your teacher passing love notes?
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Yes

    HYE called the police because your neighbors were disturbing the peace?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    No, I sleep heavy hearted

    Have you ever choked on
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Chocked on air? Yup, I have. Most embarrassing..

    HYE broken something in someone house and tried to pretend it just never happened?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    I once clogged the toilet and the kid's mom came down and broke it up so it would flush properly.

    Have you ever been embarrassed?
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    So bad that I turned into a pumpkin that pulled a carriage to try and run away. Didn't work.

    HYE hit the ground from a fall in your dreams?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Yes, only when I'm not mowed down by a machine gun and then wake up to numb appendages.

    HYE received a love letter
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Oh indeed, wasn't exactly addressed to me but curiosity got the best of me. I still wonder what ever happened between them.

    HYE spilled your drink all over someone and tried, like a freak, to dry it off for them?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Hah, the old spill-drinks-hands-towel-on-breasts trick.

    HYE ate a whole pizza with your hands tied behind your back?
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Not, just about 3/4 though. Too much cheese for my liking.

    HYE worn socks with sandals?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    Yes, I'm also a virgin.

    HYE worn a romper and had to pee?
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    I have to pee all the time so your question is irrelevant.

    HYE yelled at a printer just to realize it's not plugged in?
  • vegmebuff
    vegmebuff Posts: 31,389 Member
    no...but I've sworn at it for other issues

    HYE heard your neighbors through open windows...
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    Does there headboard pounding on the wall count?

    HYE Bounced a check
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    only cause my husband at the time lied about the money in the bank.

    HYE walked in on on your naked parent
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Yes --scary as hell

    HYE Heard your parents going at it
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    Yep, sure have.

    Have you ever been walked in on while .. you know...
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Yep my cat does it all the time

    HYE Walked in on some one taking a u-know.......
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    yeah, my kid(s)

    HYE cut yourself so bad you needed stitches?
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
    JeanieWww wrote: »
    Yep, sure have.

    Have you ever been walked in on while .. you know...

    A wank?
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Yes-took 15

    HYE broke a toe ?
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    yes, two of them

    Ever broke your knee?
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    No

    HYE stepped on a frog barefooted ?
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    yes, WEIRD feeling!

    ever stepped on a worm barefooted?
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Blarg, sort of. Torn meniscus, bone bruising, surgery, stitches, crutches.

    HYE fallen up the stairs and still manage to completely resemble a new born giraffe?
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    LOL I can't say as I have

    HYE fallen out of a tree
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Many times, I was an avid tree climber. My friends and I created this game... well, never mind.

    HYE stepped into a puddle that you though was shallow but ended up completed eating your leg?
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    pretty close to it

    HYE gotten your pantleg caught in the chain of your bike?
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    No but I lost a truck like that !

    HYE been attacked by a goose ?
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    YES!!

    HYE picked huckleberries