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How do you like your women?

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  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I like my coffee how I like my women ... hot and strong ... with a spoon in them.

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    two thumbs up. Love this.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Has anyone said chubby, brain damaged, and rashy yet?? Cause I'm wondering where I fit exactly...

    wanna spoon?

    You know I do.

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    I'm the big spoon, of course.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Has anyone said chubby, brain damaged, and rashy yet?? Cause I'm wondering where I fit exactly...


    you just described my... well, never mind what.

    It's why he and I get along so well.


    Wait...??
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    with fava beans and a nice chianti.

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    Bahahaaaa
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Has anyone said chubby, brain damaged, and rashy yet?? Cause I'm wondering where I fit exactly...

    Rashy?? :noway:

    You should really wash that soap off... or join me.
  • mjbowman821
    mjbowman821 Posts: 66 Member
    If I was who I used to be I would also say like my coffee. Hot, daily, and on the kitchen table!

    Now I would say that I want a woman that is strong enough to stand on her own yet chooses to stand with me. A woman that wears her faith in God like a perfume, not overpowering yet it draws you to her. A woman that wants emotional intimacy over physical intimacy first. A woman that we can have long conversations about anything and everything yet if you ask us we can't remember what exactly we talked about. I want a woman that understands her value and will wait for a real man who understands it as well. She is not a woman that is cheap or to be given away cheaply. And when she finds the right man she is able to give 100% of herself to him
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    lotion.gif
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    obedient :)
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    No, I'm better than that ... everyone does a Silence reference ...


    I like my women just like how I like my beer - Yeasty and a bit funky.
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    held down with restraints

    Where do we sign up? HAH
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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    If I was who I used to be I would also say like my coffee. Hot, daily, and on the kitchen table!

    Now I would say that I want a woman that is strong enough to stand on her own yet chooses to stand with me. A woman that wears her faith in God like a perfume, not overpowering yet it draws you to her. A woman that wants emotional intimacy over physical intimacy first. A woman that we can have long conversations about anything and everything yet if you ask us we can't remember what exactly we talked about. I want a woman that understands her value and will wait for a real man who understands it as well. She is not a woman that is cheap or to be given away cheaply. And when she finds the right man she is able to give 100% of herself to him

    sounds like that lady doesn't put out
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    If I was who I used to be I would also say like my coffee. Hot, daily, and on the kitchen table!

    Now I would say that I want a woman that is strong enough to stand on her own yet chooses to stand with me. A woman that wears her faith in God like a perfume, not overpowering yet it draws you to her. A woman that wants emotional intimacy over physical intimacy first. A woman that we can have long conversations about anything and everything yet if you ask us we can't remember what exactly we talked about. I want a woman that understands her value and will wait for a real man who understands it as well. She is not a woman that is cheap or to be given away cheaply. And when she finds the right man she is able to give 100% of herself to him

    :heart:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    If I was who I used to be I would also say like my coffee. Hot, daily, and on the kitchen table!

    Now I would say that I want a woman that is strong enough to stand on her own yet chooses to stand with me. A woman that wears her faith in God like a perfume, not overpowering yet it draws you to her. A woman that wants emotional intimacy over physical intimacy first. A woman that we can have long conversations about anything and everything yet if you ask us we can't remember what exactly we talked about. I want a woman that understands her value and will wait for a real man who understands it as well. She is not a woman that is cheap or to be given away cheaply. And when she finds the right man she is able to give 100% of herself to him

    sounds like that lady doesn't put out

    ::high five::
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    If I was who I used to be I would also say like my coffee. Hot, daily, and on the kitchen table!

    Now I would say that I want a woman that is strong enough to stand on her own yet chooses to stand with me. A woman that wears her faith in God like a perfume, not overpowering yet it draws you to her. A woman that wants emotional intimacy over physical intimacy first. A woman that we can have long conversations about anything and everything yet if you ask us we can't remember what exactly we talked about. I want a woman that understands her value and will wait for a real man who understands it as well. She is not a woman that is cheap or to be given away cheaply. And when she finds the right man she is able to give 100% of herself to him

    (...and will definitely respectfully drop her panties after reading this.)
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    just a little on the trashy side?
    Oh yes, exactly.
  • Shrinking_Xtina
    Shrinking_Xtina Posts: 478 Member
    Medium rare.
  • mjbowman821
    mjbowman821 Posts: 66 Member
    Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.

    The woman that I was referring to was my late wife who I just lost on January 10th of this year. She died of a disease called CREST syndrome and yes she didn't "put out" in the last few years because of her illness. I didn't go look elsewhere because she was my wife and I said" For better, for worse in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer till death do us part." and I meant it.
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
    Smart and confident.
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    Androgynous and confident.

    ETA: ^ lol, yay confidence
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.

    The woman that I was referring to was my late wife who I just lost on January 10th of this year. She died of a disease called CREST syndrome and yes she didn't "put out" in the last few years because of her illness. I didn't go look elsewhere because she was my wife and I said" For better, for worse in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer till death do us part." and I meant it.

    jeez, now i feel like a penis.
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Playful, active, obedient, and always looking for something fun to do.

    No, wait. That's my dog.

    Well....I do like using leashes and commands...
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.

    The woman that I was referring to was my late wife who I just lost on January 10th of this year. She died of a disease called CREST syndrome and yes she didn't "put out" in the last few years because of her illness. I didn't go look elsewhere because she was my wife and I said" For better, for worse in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer till death do us part." and I meant it.

    You, sir, are quite the rarity :smile:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Sometimes you don't know what you don't know.

    The woman that I was referring to was my late wife who I just lost on January 10th of this year. She died of a disease called CREST syndrome and yes she didn't "put out" in the last few years because of her illness. I didn't go look elsewhere because she was my wife and I said" For better, for worse in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer till death do us part." and I meant it.

    jeez, now i feel like a penis.

    damn... me too. that was a dirty trick.


    sorry for your loss :cry:
  • Ihatecoldsoup
    Ihatecoldsoup Posts: 186
    Well...how 'bout those Dodgers?
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    Curvy no other way.
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    Well...how 'bout those Dodgers?


    This is some weather we're having, isn't it?
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I know how I want to look, and the appearance of girls I aim to look like. Very girly, very curvy in certain spots, tight and muscled in others. I want a perfect round *kitten* and boobs, I want to look fantastic in a bikini, and still be able to lift heavy things, and run many miles.
  • Ihatecoldsoup
    Ihatecoldsoup Posts: 186
    I know how I want to look, and the appearance of girls I aim to look like. Very girly, very curvy in certain spots, tight and muscled in others. I want a perfect round *kitten* and boobs, I want to look fantastic in a bikini, and still be able to lift heavy things, and run many miles.

    This. This so much
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