Invasion of the Bro's

Derpes

WendyTerry420

Throwback!

In this case....

Macho Man > Hulk Hogan! Ooh YEAH!

lilRicki

In for the bro memes! Do you even lift!!!

Loss4TheWin

I would like to apply for the bro position. What are the qualifications? Do I have to be a guy? I'm a girl...but I lift stuff and flex in front of the mirror and treat superstitions like science sometimes.

Thank you for considering my application.

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

While I agree it has been a bit boring and mundane around here lately, this idea is akin to the introduction of Cane toads to combat cane beetles. Just ask Australia how that worked out.

*gigglesnorts*

Comparing brahs to cane toads, I like it, definitely works. But some people like the cane toads and think they're cute, what can you do?

Why don't you lick me and find out?

See, now I hear it works better if I boil you in water, but somehow I don't think you'd enjoy that as much....could be wrong though.

Add some carrots, celery, and a pinch of salt and I'd make a delicious stock. I'd also scream like a little school girl the whole time, but hey, good soup is worth the sacrifice.

Hmm, hallucinogenic soup, the screaming might put me off my appetite though. Do you prefer to be bashed over the head with a shovel or slowly have your core temperature dropped until system shut down? I do try to treat my food "humanely".

Considering I live in Canada putting me in a freezer would just make me want to watch hockey and drink beer. Please bash my cranium in with a gardening tool. I'll try not to make a mess on the hardwood floors.

I'll put that in my "Destroying Derp" notebook.

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

In Australia, they smash them with shovels or stick them in a bag in the freezer and kill them that way.

The brahs or the toads?

The brahs. We use the toads for golf practice - or, if they start hopping, cricket practice. Either way you get one point for every 10 metres they fly, and 100 points if the toad lands on your sister.

Fully sick as bro.

MagnumBurrito

http://www.youtube.com/user/BroScienceLife

The most concentrated and awesome version of bro. Get some.

summertime_girl

I would like to apply for the bro position. What are the qualifications? Do I have to be a guy? I'm a girl...but I lift stuff and flex in front of the mirror and treat superstitions like science sometimes.

Thank you for considering my application.

You didn't say 'miring or srsly. No translation abilities were needed to read your post. Application denied.

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Loss4TheWin

I would like to apply for the bro position. What are the qualifications? Do I have to be a guy? I'm a girl...but I lift stuff and flex in front of the mirror and treat superstitions like science sometimes.

Thank you for considering my application.

You didn't say 'miring or srsly. No translation abilities were needed to read your post. Application denied.

I've totally used the terms "Going HAM" and "Beast Mode!" non ironically...does that count? I've also chest bumped my coach after a good bench PR, BELIEVE in the power of my pre-workout drink (even though it's just caffeine, essentially) and have spent more money on protein powder than books this month. Can I be reconsidered?!?

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I just realized that it has been some time since this has occurred. Is there a way that we can summon them? Lure them into our lovely land of MFP. Things have been somewhat boring....you know, full of all the regular derp.

Plus I like to drool over their muscles.

And also like to decode their posts.

I am a groupie.




I would also like to apologize in advance if I used the apostrophe incorrectly in my title :laugh:

This post needs more CM Punk.

And less desperate and pitiful.

Oh settle down :laugh:

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

I would like to apply for the bro position. What are the qualifications? Do I have to be a guy? I'm a girl...but I lift stuff and flex in front of the mirror and treat superstitions like science sometimes.

Thank you for considering my application.

You didn't say 'miring or srsly. No translation abilities were needed to read your post. Application denied.

Thank you for addressing this in my absence :flowerforyou: :laugh:

skinnyinnotime

You want bro's/brah's/whatever's go on body building.com they are quite backward on there, the threads the bro's have going are unbelieveable.

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

So awesome!

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

So awesome!

I used to see those guy walking around Tampa all the time. And as much as it pains me to admit this next part - but I did see Hulk Hogan at a Backstreet Boys concert and he had worse seats than me.

RockWarrior84

I dunno about being a Bro but I would like a Bromance.

msf74

This...again...

trojan_bb

You want bro's/brah's/whatever's go on body building.com they are quite backward on there, the threads the bro's have going are unbelieveable.

Ironically, the bros there make more intellectually stimulating threads than 99% of mfp. And the 1% quality threads here are deleted immediately

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

You want bro's/brah's/whatever's go on body building.com they are quite backward on there, the threads the bro's have going are unbelieveable.

Ironically, the bros there make more intellectually stimulating threads than 99% of mfp. And the 1% quality threads here are deleted immediately

This is what I find quite funny honestly.....the amount of nonsense in the forums here yet so many act as though the "Bro's" are just the only awful thing to happen to any forums, be it bb.com or mfp. Laughable really.

smooothieluver

Go on bb.com and they will accuse you of being a neckbeard. Serious.

mrphil86

So awesome!

I used to see those guy walking around Tampa all the time. And as much as it pains me to admit this next part - but I did see Hulk Hogan at a Backstreet Boys concert and he had worse seats than me.

So they were in the front row?