5 Essential Juicing Recipes for Muscle Gains

Azcosby

'Goal: Gaining Weight' = Turn into *****es.. Trolls. Great post.

Collier78

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

LOVE. THIS. RECIPE....

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dieselbyte

lol

Came in to say that.

Troll much?

P.S in case you didn't notice the OP is about twice your size.

Really?? Can't tell a troll account? Hahahahaha

Zombielicious

Thank you! My juicer should be here in a few days!

SezxyStef

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

I like this one better....esp if it's grilled and not fried...add in some eggs and potatoes too...

JoRocka

lol

Came in to say that.

Troll much?

P.S in case you didn't notice the OP is about twice your size.

Oh. So we are judging peoples' performance by their size now! I'd never do that.

;-)

well they judge on their clothes- so sure- throw in size- why not.

I'm down with the steak recipe.

and oreos- why do people always forget the oreos!!!!

Harrisonsauntie2005

lol

Came in to say that.

Troll much?

P.S in case you didn't notice the OP is about twice your size.

Yeah and I can guarantee he doesn't look like that because he juices...

mjudd1990

I like the part where he says it will help your kidneys to produce more testosterone...

MrGonzo05

Sorry. I'm on a bacon cleanse.

SuperC_85

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

Yes please, I am going to do this tonight! Need me some super foods :laugh:

Rayman79

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

DUDE, You forgot to REST THE STEAK!

Don't you know rest is the secret to gains (and deliciousness)?! :laugh:

likitisplit

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

I'm going to Lofteren's house for dinner!

No_Finish_Line

lol

i lol harder

likitisplit

lol

Came in to say that.

Troll much?

P.S in case you didn't notice the OP is about twice your size.

AND...he punctuates! Swoon. I'm going to do whatever he says.

TR0berts

lol

Came in to say that.

Troll much?

P.S in case you didn't notice the OP is about twice your size.

Oh. So we are judging peoples' performance by their size now! I'd never do that.

;-)

well they judge on their clothes- so sure- throw in size- why not.

I'm down with the steak recipe.

and oreos- why do people always forget the oreos!!!!

Because I was too busy eating carrot cake to even think about Oreos. Unfortunately, I think I'm out... :frown:

jwdieter

Yeah. I'm just gonna go ahead and report this thread. It's potentially harmful to stupid people.

Yetta729

Here's my favorite muscle boosting recipe:

Directions:
1)Sprinkle a porterhouse with salt and pepper.
2)Place it on the grill until the center is warm and red.
3)Eat the porterhouse
4)Drink a bunch of beer (juice)

Best muscle boosting recipe ever.

:drinker: This :drinker:

TheFitnessTutor

lol

You too?

DAFUQ???