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Squats

miss_jessiejane
miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
edited February 18 in Chit-Chat
I'm pretty sure I just lost my virginity in the squat rack. I just wanted to started a thread about it.

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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Just lost.....ummmm.....JJ, no offense but you can't lose it if it ain't there.....
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Did you wipe it up with your towel?
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Was there cuddling after? I need cuddling.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Just lost.....ummmm.....JJ, no offense but you can't lose it if it ain't there.....

    LIES! I'm as pure as the driven snow!!!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Was there cuddling after? I need cuddling.

    You should know. You were there!!!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Did you wipe it up with your towel?

    No!! I didn't want to get my towel dirty!
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I thought I heard someone say they were going to whip the next person that curls in the squat rack.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Did you wipe it up with your towel?

    There needs to be a like button for posts like this.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    SLORE!!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Maybe your spotter was doing it wrong. :wink: I thought I broke my vagina on the adductor machine.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Maybe your spotter was doing it wrong. :wink: I thought I broke my vagina on the adductor machine.

    Isn't that what the machine is for?
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    maybe it's time to move over from the squat rack to the treadmill...might be safer for you.

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    SLORE!!!

    You're cute! :wink: How YOU doin'?
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    I'd say your spotter was standing a bit too close then.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    SLORE!!!

    You're cute! :wink: How YOU doin'?

    :blushing:
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    I'd say your spotter was standing a bit too close then.


    BOOM
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    I'm pretty sure I just lost my virginity in the squat rack. I just wanted to started a thread about it.
    Can I help you lose it over and over again? We can lose it together!!!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Just trying to imagine the mechanics how that could be possible...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Just trying to imagine the mechanics how that could be possible...

    Anything's possible. If you believe enough.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Just trying to imagine the mechanics how that could be possible...

    It's science. Let the experts handle it. :wink:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm pretty sure I just lost my virginity in the squat rack. I just wanted to started a thread about it.
    Can I help you lose it over and over again? We can lose it together!!!

    In!!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Maybe your spotter was doing it wrong. :wink: I thought I broke my vagina on the adductor machine.

    Isn't that what the machine is for?

    After my experience, I would believe it!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    You don't need a spotter if you're using a machine.
    (chuckle)
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    which gym are you using?
    I can't decide if I want use that one, or find another one. :laugh:
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Time for a new spotter...unless you hit a PR...then I suggest you continue using your huggy bear.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Congrats! :drinker:
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