Broken's Guide to gettting Blocked on MFP

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BrokenButBeautiful
BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
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On the "Say you've been blocked..." thread I have been asked a few times how I go about getting blocked so frequently. Especially since I never send friend requests or the first message. Here we go:


a. Respond to a message from a random but gorgeous person.

b. Find them fascinating.

c. Respond to messages from them several times a day.

d. Discuss friending.

c. Crush hard.

d. Do something wrong.

e. Say the wrong thing.

f. Try to apologize and/or explain.

g. The Block

It is really a VERY simple process. Breaks my heart verysingletime! I need a new hobby...
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    The block? That's a no no!
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
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    The block? That's a no no!

    You're one of the cool ones! Never been blocked. Jealous.
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
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    I say the wrong things usually from the beginning so it usually goes like this for me:

    a. Accept FR

    b. Type something dumb

    c. Get Blocked


    I'm all about efficiency.

    Maybe we should get together and hone in on our skillz.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    The block? That's a no no!

    You're one of the cool ones! Never been blocked. Jealous.
    Ohhh, I'm pretty sure I've been blocked. I know how to be obnoxious!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I say the wrong things usually from the beginning so it usually goes like this for me:

    a. Accept FR

    b. Type something dumb

    c. Get Blocked


    I'm all about efficiency.
    Oh, whatever lol. You're funny, dude! :flowerforyou:
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    I say the wrong things usually from the beginning so it usually goes like this for me:

    a. Accept FR

    b. Type something dumb

    c. Get Blocked


    I'm all about efficiency.

    I feel for ya.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
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    So basically I have to stalk some hot guy and say something totally inappropriate? No WON DER I haven't been blocked yet! I haven't even had a message from a mod!

    Thanks for such great advice! You're

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  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
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    So basically I have to stalk some hot guy and say something totally inappropriate? No WON DER I haven't been blocked yet! I haven't even had a message from a mod!

    Thanks for such great advice! You're

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    Don't worry. You will type something offensive and not even know it. It's whichever the way the wind blows that day.

    This ^^^
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    So basically I have to stalk some hot guy and say something totally inappropriate? No WON DER I haven't been blocked yet! I haven't even had a message from a mod!

    Thanks for such great advice! You're

    1f4OaPP.gif

    Don't worry. You will type something offensive and not even know it. It's whichever the way the wind blows that day.
    Hell yeah.. I got a freaking warning for saying the word twinkies.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    stalk me if you want i wont block ya
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    So basically I have to stalk some hot guy and say something totally inappropriate? No WON DER I haven't been blocked yet! I haven't even had a message from a mod!

    Thanks for such great advice! You're

    1f4OaPP.gif

    Don't worry. You will type something offensive and not even know it. It's whichever the way the wind blows that day.
    Hell yeah.. I got a freaking warning for saying the word twinkies.

    LOL! Awesome! Someone probably just reported you for typing it again.
    Right??? I was like WTF?!?!??????
  • healthyplans
    healthyplans Posts: 134 Member
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    never been blocked... but then again, never sent FR ... afraid of rejection I suppose. (some things will never change no matter how much weight one loses) *kicks rock and slowly walks away.

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