Pooping on Blue Bonnets...
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Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
I'm from Texas, lived in Texas pretty much all my life and I can honestly say that I've never taken pics with bluebonnets.0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
I'm from Texas, lived in Texas pretty much all my life and I can honestly say that I've never taken pics with bluebonnets.
That's because your parents loved you and didn't want you getting bit by a rattlesnake for the sake of a poopie photo.0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
Why don't we all take pictures with our own crappy state flowers?
Why is this only a Texax thing?0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
Why don't we all take pictures with our own crappy state flowers?
Why is this only a Texax thing?
I don't even know what my state flower is. I'll have to google it. I'm in, if I can find it! If it's in a tree, I'm screwed, though.0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
Why don't we all take pictures with our own crappy state flowers?
Why is this only a Texax thing?
I don't even know what my state flower is. I'll have to google it. I'm in, if I can find it! If it's in a tree, I'm screwed, though.
I'm going to take a pass on pooping on wood violets.
Well... then again, sometimes *kitten* just happens.0 -
I had to click because the title was so WTF? What could that even mean?
Glad I did.0 -
ahahaha so good.
Sometimes I love the internet.0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
Why don't we all take pictures with our own crappy state flowers?
Why is this only a Texax thing?
I don't even know what my state flower is. I'll have to google it. I'm in, if I can find it! If it's in a tree, I'm screwed, though.
I'm going to take a pass on pooping on wood violets.
Well... then again, sometimes *kitten* just happens.
Yes it does. In the most hilarious way.0 -
We need to start pooping on Wood Violets.0
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This is wrong on so many levels, especially the potential classification under porn.0
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This is wrong on so many levels, especially the potential classification under porn.
Even more interesting is that it's apparently deemed acceptable porn since it's not blocked at my office...0 -
This is wrong on so many levels, especially the potential classification under porn.
Even more interesting is that it's apparently deemed acceptable porn since it's not blocked at my office...
your office has levels of porn?
where do I apply?0 -
Wait... you mean... taking a picture with blue bonnets is a thing?
It's a big Texas thing. Ya know, state flower next to a crappy, polluted freeway and all that jazz. I'm so happy I moved away when I was 10.
I'm from Texas, lived in Texas pretty much all my life and I can honestly say that I've never taken pics with bluebonnets.
Me too. Born and raised and have never taken a picture with blue bonnets lol. I'm gonna add that to my list of things to do.0 -
this site is hilurious by the way.0
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This is wrong on so many levels, especially the potential classification under porn.
Even more interesting is that it's apparently deemed acceptable porn since it's not blocked at my office...
it's probably classified that way for some b/c it's a tumblr. there is a lot of fandom sexin' on that site. ... ... ... so I've heard. I mean it's not like I have these things favorited or anything... ... ... not more than like 40.
ETA: I thought the state flower of Texas was the Yellow Rose. have I been lied to by pop culture???0 -
Bumping cuz funny.0
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CallMeCupcakeDammit wrote: »Bumping cuz funny.
And still funny!0 -
Because... Pooping.0
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Hahaha... I'm laughing at the misconceptions... *lol* yes Texas state flower is the bluebonnet... no not everyone takes bluebonnet pics because the flower doesn't grow all over the state... and there are ways to take bluebonnet pics and not have to worry about snakes... one of them is to not go to a massive field of bluebonnets.0
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So no new food poisoning stories? I loved your last one.
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So no new food poisoning stories? I loved your last one.
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Well, I do have one poo related story that is from October 2013 that I haven't shared yet... Not nearly as good as the original, though!!
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Looks a lot like poopin' on Lupine.0
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...and this is why I come into the chit chat section. These gems.
Sending to all my sisters.0 -
So no new food poisoning stories? I loved your last one.
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
Well, I do have one poo related story that is from October 2013 that I haven't shared yet... Not nearly as good as the original, though!!
You have a new poop story? Spill it, sister.0 -
When I was in Texas, I was told those bluebonnets were a sacred thing, kinda like the Alamo. Those things are all over the Hill Country. One person told me you could go to jail for desecrating them - not sure I believe that but I'm too lazy to google it. Maybe that's why the pooping on blue bonnets website exists - to mock the sanctity of the bluebonnet (and maybe a little Texas pride) by pooping on it? Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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This is the only thing that came to my mind!
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