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late to the game but looking for a new wife!
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How's she?
Angels are real! Where can I meet her! Hahaha!
Oh my gosh! Your response totally cracked me up!! Yes, I'm crying a little!
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Okay Warrior... I have to know... is this actually a pic of you? :flowerforyou:
LMFAO only in my dreams... *tear* I found that lovely number via google search0 -
As for the bachelourette party, can we make him the chip n dale's stripper?
See what I mean? This chick GETS me! And O-M-G kytte I just noticed we are pretty much the same age too.... I hear 'happily ever after' music coming on hahahahaha0 -
I don't qualify to a couple of those... no red hair and don't ride... I have been in the back of one though. But I wouldn't want it to ruin our friendship anyway
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As for the bachelourette party, can we make him the chip n dale's stripper?
See what I mean? This chick GETS me! And O-M-G kytte I just noticed we are pretty much the same age too.... I hear 'happily ever after' music coming on hahahahaha
WIN!!
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hahaha I hate to leave, the forums are fun today! But.... I must hit the road; quitting time at work and the horse is calling my name...... Catch y'all later 0
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hahaha I hate to leave, the forums are fun today! But.... I must hit the road; quitting time at work and the horse is calling my name...... Catch y'all later
horses are bigger than motorcycles anyway. 0 -
If that's your pic then sign me up!! But my husband might miss me, and I know I'll miss him, so polyandry? lol. I'm pregnant, so there's evidence that I keep putting out even after marriage. And my hair has lots of red in it.....0
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Well hello 0
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Looking for a "new wife"? What happened to the last one, didn't like cheeseburgers?0
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All of the above!.....does being married hurt my chances?
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He chopped her up into little pieces and buried her in the basement.0
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If that's your pic then sign me up!! But my husband might miss me, and I know I'll miss him, so polyandry? lol. I'm pregnant, so there's evidence that I keep putting out even after marriage. And my hair has lots of red in it.....
of course that's me. You have my word :-)0 -
Looking for a "new wife"? What happened to the last one, didn't like cheeseburgers?
she decided I wasn't good enough for her, had an affair. So I lost weight and now I'm more confident!!! 0 -
All of the above!.....does being married hurt my chances?
Just a bit. Lol! Shame. 0 -
good luck on that !0
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Okay Warrior... I have to know... is this actually a pic of you? :flowerforyou:
LMFAO only in my dreams... *tear* I found that lovely number via google search
Well, you're still a princess for sharing her with us.
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Looking for a "new wife"? What happened to the last one, didn't like cheeseburgers?
she decided I wasn't good enough for her, had an affair. So I lost weight and now I'm more confident!!!
Killer job turning a big debbie downer moment into that amazing body!0 -
I'm not a redhead, I'm not drama-free, I'm over 18, I ate a cheeseburger today, and I can barely ride a bike, much less a motorcycle.
Do I win? (remember, we had a heart to heart one day via messages! That meant something!)0 -
I'm sometimes a red head, drama free, definitely over 18, eat cheeseburgers, especially with bacon, always wanted to learn how to ride a motorcycle and I ride a horse too.0
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I am a redhead and what not, but I do the choosing son
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i don't care about hair color but good back massages are a must0
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Looking for a "new wife"? What happened to the last one, didn't like cheeseburgers?
she decided I wasn't good enough for her, had an affair. So I lost weight and now I'm more confident!!!
Killer job turning a big debbie downer moment into that amazing body!
Awww thank you! Major brownie for that. 0 -
I'm not a redhead, I'm not drama-free, I'm over 18, I ate a cheeseburger today, and I can barely ride a bike, much less a motorcycle.
Do I win? (remember, we had a heart to heart one day via messages! That meant something!)
......I might need more information here. Lol. I can maybe see past the not being a red head. . Drama though? .... That's a tougher.0 -
you can be my wife. i hate cooking. make me a cheeseburger.0
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Okay Warrior... I have to know... is this actually a pic of you? :flowerforyou:
LMFAO only in my dreams... *tear* I found that lovely number via google search
Well, you're still a princess for sharing her with us.
I don't think she eats cheeseburgers!0 -
you can be my wife. i hate cooking. make me a cheeseburger.
Haha! I like a bossy woman! So do I send YOU an application? lol 0 -
Okay Warrior... I have to know... is this actually a pic of you? :flowerforyou:
LMFAO only in my dreams... *tear* I found that lovely number via google search
Well, you're still a princess for sharing her with us.
I don't think she eats cheeseburgers!
Haha! You're sooooo right! I prefer women redheads, older and a bit thicker. That's probably not even her bike. Lol! 0 -
She's not a natural redhead! Imposter!0
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She's not a natural redhead! Imposter!
Haha! So true! I see no freckles, pale skin! Natural redheads are the real kryptonite! Lol.0
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