I would also like a wife.

BusyRaeNOTBusty

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

lorigem

Lmao!

Loss4TheWin

...is this how the wife thing works? I need one too!

Follow_me

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

yeah, right

BigBellyGoAway

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

warriorprincessdi

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

Is it 'the mothership'? hahaha sorry I am buying that on vinyl soon so it is stuck in my mind

PinUp2014

:drinker:

Myhaloslipped

In!

_John_

I will put out in exchange.

It's a TRAP!!!!

SarahofTwins

Sounds like a maid, still funny though ????

_Calypso_

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can we share"?? Please??!!! :flowerforyou:

Myhaloslipped

She had me at "will put out."

mrsfyredude

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

I have one of those, he's called my Hubby and he's all mine ladies! Laundry, shopping, dishes, vacuuming, bathrooms, lawn care, etc...... ALL MINE!

BigBellyGoAway

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

Is it 'the mothership'? hahaha sorry I am buying that on vinyl soon so it is stuck in my mind

You. I like you. You're one classy broad. :bigsmile: :drinker:

MizTerry

BusyRaeNOTBusty

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

I already have a significant other with a package and he does not of the mentioned tasks in spite of the putting out.

warriorprincessdi

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

Is it 'the mothership'? hahaha sorry I am buying that on vinyl soon so it is stuck in my mind

You. I like you. You're one classy broad. :bigsmile: :drinker:

I am aware of this fact, thanks for noticing.

....I'll give you props for good taste in music too, multiple thumbs up! hahah Saw Rush over the summer in Halifax, you can now bow before me in awe :P

die2fat4love

this is horrifying...Thank you for sharing...and making me laugh

BigBellyGoAway

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

I already have a significant other with a package and he does not of the mentioned tasks in spite of the putting out.

Maybe you should with-hold the said putting out....you know....kind of like a strike. Nah, why punish yourself? :laugh:

oniwolf382

sounds like you and your manwife need a sub slave to take care of the chores. Cragslist awaits for the cuckold of your dream!

PghPensFan69

Pick me, Pick me

BigBellyGoAway

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

Is it 'the mothership'? hahaha sorry I am buying that on vinyl soon so it is stuck in my mind

You. I like you. You're one classy broad. :bigsmile: :drinker:

I am aware of this fact, thanks for noticing.

....I'll give you props for good taste in music too, multiple thumbs up! hahah Saw Rush over the summer in Halifax, you can now bow before me in awe :P

Just once? We'll have to work on that. I might still bow though. :bigsmile:

warriorprincessdi

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Can your wife have a....ummm....package?

Is it 'the mothership'? hahaha sorry I am buying that on vinyl soon so it is stuck in my mind

You. I like you. You're one classy broad. :bigsmile: :drinker:

I am aware of this fact, thanks for noticing.

....I'll give you props for good taste in music too, multiple thumbs up! hahah Saw Rush over the summer in Halifax, you can now bow before me in awe :P

Just once? We'll have to work on that. I might still bow though. :bigsmile:

Yes, just once! I live in freakkin Nova Scotia, that is an accomplishment here! hahaha Amnesia Rockfest in Montebello is the plan this summer

ooBombshellBeautyoo

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Love this- I need one too!!

Leather_N_Lace

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

My husband makes a good house mouse... You can have him if you want..

Not sure if he will put out tho.. Hope you have better luck with that than I do

airdale8263

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

Have all the qualifications listed. Even do windows. Refuse to wear maid outfit though.

wheird

I do all of that anyway. I am in.

BigBellyGoAway

Yes, just once! I live in freakkin Nova Scotia, that is an accomplishment here! hahaha Amnesia Rockfest in Montebello is the plan this summer

*rubs hands together* Nice, now I can creep you in person. :laugh:

*It's a joke MFP admin people

cklbrown

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

How do I get on this list?

BigBellyGoAway

I need someone to clean my house, do the laundry, cooking, shopping and dishes. I will put out in exchange.

How do I get on this list?

To be the new wife, or to get a new wife? To get is easy....apparently you just have to put out. :laugh:

SugaryLynx

I'm totally in but only if I can wear my naughty maid outfit while I do chores.