I Need a New Husband

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    That's good cuz I can't offer the equipment a hubby could!!!! :laugh:

    nonsense, they make attachments for that.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    JB



    Just Bangin'
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Looking to buy or rent?
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    How about fwb?

    This here is my world, I highly recommend it to everyone lol
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
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    This guy is available:

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    Um no -shudder-
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    JB



    Just Bangin'
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    Oh how I love this show...
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    <--- How about this drunk girl passed out on your couch?

    It converts into a bed.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    How about fwb?

    This here is my world, I highly recommend it to everyone lol

    Damn. I gots no friends and I gots no benefits.
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
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    I was looking for a sister-wife.

    I cook and launder...you gotta clean up and put everything away

    Kids are gonna be thrown in the backyard babysitter aka the trampoline.

    I have an app that will teach them how to read and maybe write also. You know.. so we are not neglectful.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Well played! :drinker:

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  • BillyJan1992
    BillyJan1992 Posts: 171 Member
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    ANY FEMALE AND FEMALES ONLY WANT A FWB??? ANY TAKERS???
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
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    Where are these mail order husbands at?

    I'm tired of being single!

    Send one my way!
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
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    I just need a nap... and a drink...
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    A husband brother?

    A man brother?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Can I just come over and do your housework, and snuggle when you are feeling low?
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
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    "Why they don't have mail order husbands?????? "
    "They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work. "

    OK from an old Rosanne Arnold Skit
    " I have a mechanic who fixes my car,
    a guy who mows my lawn ,
    a guy who comes by and kills all the bugs,
    and at night when it gets lonely
    I have a special suitcase stocked with stuff"
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Can I have a new one? Please!
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  • suncluster
    suncluster Posts: 539 Member
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    I keep mine around to open jars and reach things on the high shelf.
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
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    Why bother they are nothing but a BIG PIA. Stay single your pockets will jingle!

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