I need a new life

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WeepingAngel81
WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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*must not have kids
*preferably on an island with a hot cabana boy
*a sizable savings account
* 0 expectations

If someone has a life they would be willing to swap for mine, please let me know!
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  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    ^^^^In line for the same
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    *must not have kids
    *preferably on an island with a hot cabana boy
    *a sizable savings account
    * 0 expectations

    If someone has a life they would be willing to swap for mine, please let me know!

    How 'bout we just run away together, and I can build us a cabana? :laugh:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    *must not have kids
    *preferably on an island with a hot cabana boy
    *a sizable savings account
    * 0 expectations

    If someone has a life they would be willing to swap for mine, please let me know!

    How 'bout we just run away together, and I can build us a cabana? :laugh:

    As long as you fan me with a big palm leaf and continually refill my drink, I will consider your application.
  • Lemmynade
    Lemmynade Posts: 160 Member
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    Can I go?

    My perfect life comes with a personal chef and someone to wash and dry my hair.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Island living sounds good to me.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Can I go?

    My perfect life comes with a personal chef and someone to wash and dry my hair.

    If you share the personal chef, I would be willing to share the cabana boy
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    *must not have kids
    *preferably on an island with a hot cabana boy
    *a sizable savings account
    * 0 expectations

    If someone has a life they would be willing to swap for mine, please let me know!

    How 'bout we just run away together, and I can build us a cabana? :laugh:

    As long as you fan me with a big palm leaf and continually refill my drink, I will consider your application.

    With all the tag-alongs your request is attracting, this is going to turn into work for me.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Island living sounds good to me.

    How good are you at placing little umbrellas into fruity drinks?
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
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    I don't need a new life I just need more money to create a better life lol...

    if u had a "new" life technically speaking than you would have a "new" body.. therefore not being the same person... that would suck..
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I don't need a new life I just need more money to create a better life lol...

    if u had a "new" life technically speaking than you would have a "new" body.. therefore not being the same person... that would suck..

    No need for new bodies. I will pick up where the other person leaves off and vice versa.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    That's kinda my dream too...well, except for the hot cabana boy part and I would still want the kids to come along. They would just have to stay on the nearest island so they think the noises are wild natives on my island and my wife don't have to jump out of bed and yell, "hold on, I'm trying on clothes!!!" :wink:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Can I go?

    My perfect life comes with a personal chef and someone to wash and dry my hair.

    in to wash and dry your hair
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    watch this video...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuC-5b0FvlE
  • DJManos
    DJManos Posts: 220
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    Pfftt....I have all those things but I am the one taking applications for an island girl.....
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    I could be the cabana boy for you ladies if you want me to.
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
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    I will buy you a garden where your flowers can bloom
    I will buy you a new car, perfect shiney and new
    I will buy you that big house, way up in the west hills
    I will buy you a new life, yes I will

    Nah..just kidding, I'm just quoting.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I could be the cabana boy for you ladies if you want me to.

    Application processing :wink:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Pfftt....I have all those things but I am the one taking applications for an island girl.....

    Please provide accurate details and I will consider submitting my application. Also, needed: pics of cabana boy.
  • Lemmynade
    Lemmynade Posts: 160 Member
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    We may need multiple cabana boys with multiple talents, Angel. Consider all applications.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    We may need multiple cabana boys with multiple talents, Angel. Consider all applications.

    This is true! Gotta keep a look out for my gal pals! I call dibs....

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