Cheesy Punny jokes--Got any?

Neeters1969
Neeters1969 Posts: 53 Member
Here's mine

What do you call a vampire in the kitchen?

Count Spatula


Why did the chicken cross the Fair?

To get to the other ride.


Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.


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