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Cheesy Punny jokes--Got any?

Neeters1969
Posts: 53 Member
Here's mine
What do you call a vampire in the kitchen?
Count Spatula
Why did the chicken cross the Fair?
To get to the other ride.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.
Next??
What do you call a vampire in the kitchen?
Count Spatula
Why did the chicken cross the Fair?
To get to the other ride.
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.
Next??
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