I already said: I'm NOT HUNGRY!!!

I just ate dinner for Pete's sake! I'm full...not just satisfied, but F-U-L-L!!

Will somebody please tell the salted caramel gelato in my freezer to shut up and quit calling me? It's not listening to ME...being all ~needy~and~clingy~. I had some last night, but is that enough???

Apparently NOT...it just won't stop calling me! It is getting SO annoying.

<I've dumped boyfriends for less than this.>

But...I don't want to dump the gelato. We've had good times together... It's just that now it isn't accepting the boundaries I've set.
If I was hungry.... Sure, I'd have some...
IIFMM...even better!

But that isn't today. Maybe it will be tomorrow...maybe not until next week.... Who is to say?



ME! That's who is to say!

*I* say WHEN. *I* say WHERE. *I* say HOW MUCH.

I WILL NOT BE BULLIED (no matter how delicious you are)!

I will NOT be smothered by my dear gelato. It needs to accept the terms of our relationship.

Wait, I think it seems quieter...
Yes, it is quieter.
....Not in a whimpering pathetic sort of way, but in an accepting sort of way. <sigh> how nice.
I knew we could work it out. ;)

Thanks you guys! I don't know which of you did it -got my gelato to see the truth- but I'm VERY thankful.

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  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member


    *I* say WHEN. *I* say WHERE. *I* say HOW MUCH.

    PERFECT saying! I think I may need to repeat that a few thousand times until I get off work in two hours (3pm here-yep...yeah...3pm). Mine is a damn ENORMOUS frosted mocha cookie at the coffee shop a 1/2 block away. Won't shut the hell up.