Need to lose weight FAST!

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  • Lammo_UK
    Lammo_UK Posts: 61
    How much do teeth weigh...? Whip em out! If you are a bit buck toothed they would weigh more...result.

    Finger & Toe Nails

    1 x Kidney 1 x Lung (bit dodgy this one), tonsils, half a leg & one boob...I reckon that might just get you there!

    Oh yeah shave your head & body hair off that will allow for extra calories consumed in the first 4.5 minutes in the bar...
  • Elizabeth_Darcy
    Elizabeth_Darcy Posts: 44 Member
    You can also get by with only half a liver. But if you're going to be doing a lot of drinking on vacation, you may want to consider just removing the whole thing. There's this doctor in New York that will sell your unwanted organs on the black market for you, so you can get some spending money as well. Win-win!
  • Lammo_UK
    Lammo_UK Posts: 61
    You can also get by with only half a liver. But if you're going to be doing a lot of drinking on vacation, you may want to consider just removing the whole thing. There's this doctor in New York that will sell your unwanted organs on the black market for you, so you can get some spending money as well. Win-win!

    Mint... Money making & losing weight...more money for booze...

    Elizabeth you are a genius...

    I live in the UK, does the Dr in NY know anybody local who can do it for me? Any money I may make on getting rid of my bits that I 'obviously' don't need will be lost on the cost of the flights etc?
  • fheppy
    fheppy Posts: 64 Member
    lol
  • fheppy
    fheppy Posts: 64 Member
    Do you lift weights? That would change the overall composition of the limb you are considering removing. Muscle weighs more then fat you know, i read that on the forums so i know it's true.

    hahaha :D
  • fheppy
    fheppy Posts: 64 Member
    Consider renting 2 pitbull/rottweiler dogs to sculpt your body the way you want it. just tell them a bit of my arms/thighs/belly and you will have the perfect body.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Don't do anything that drastic. Just burn 47,000 calories a day and don't eat the exercise calories back. You'll be fine
  • canadafats
    canadafats Posts: 52
    Removing your *kitten* is a great quick-fix weight loss option. If you are interested, I've got a guy.
  • angelzxy321
    angelzxy321 Posts: 1,019 Member
    I've done part of each thigh from time to time. It ALWAYS work. You can even lose a good 50 pounds that way. Depending on the size of your thighs of course...
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
    i def have *kitten* to spare lol

    and i figured no walking bc i dont want to build that heavvvvy muscles im renting a scooter so i can run into whiny kids and knock em down and it has cup holders
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    I'm going on vacation in July and I want to lose 40 pounds in 3 days.....Should i cut off both arms, or just one leg?
    Helium-filled balloons worked for me.
  • lotus_eater
    lotus_eater Posts: 11 Member
    Have you considered changing the location of your vacation to space? Seems easier than putting in this much work.

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