Movie lines not to say before doing the nasty....

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  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    “This one time, at band camp…” — American Pie (1999)
    "I want my two dollars!" -- Better Off Dead
    “Heeere’s Johnny!” — The Shining (1980)
    "SQUIRREL!" -- Up
    Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist?" --10 Things I Hate About You
    "That's bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?" -- Coming to America
    "I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's ... she's a fish." – Splash
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Little Mermaid

    "Down where it's wetter, that's where it's better, take it from me."
  • ncahill77
    ncahill77 Posts: 501 Member
    Wreck it Ralph - "I'm gonna wreck it"
  • MissJacquelineN
    MissJacquelineN Posts: 175 Member
    "Hulk, Smash!"
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    And I thought...they smelled bad... on the outside...
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    ....I am your father.....
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    "Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

    Ok, so there is no particular reason not to say that, I just love that quote.
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  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the a**!"

    Epic win.
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy." -- Finding Nemo
  • jabec105
    jabec105 Posts: 35 Member
    "Go Ahead, Make My Day" Clint Eastwood - Sudden Impact
  • jabec105
    jabec105 Posts: 35 Member
    "It's the Juggernaut, B*tch" X-Men Last Stand
  • Phoenix150
    Phoenix150 Posts: 24 Member
    "just the tip, just for second, just to see how it feels." --wedding crashers
  • magurski
    magurski Posts: 45 Member
    "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    "It was beauty who killed the beast."
  • JagerLewis
    JagerLewis Posts: 427 Member
    "It was beauty who killed the beast."
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    This is Sparta!!!

    I'm using that one next time the wife gives me the eye. That is funny.
  • JagerLewis
    JagerLewis Posts: 427 Member
    "It was beauty who killed the beast."
    SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!
    I didn't mean to quote, just a simply reply....Oops!
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I'll shove that bat up your a** and turn you into a popsicle- The Warriors

    And now I have a new crush.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    From 300:

    Theron: This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your King.
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm." - Star Wars...
  • TheWatchStander
    TheWatchStander Posts: 120
    "It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting." Kill Bill Vol 1
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    "You still here? I thought I told you to go f**k your mother." - Goodfellas
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    "It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting." Kill Bill Vol 1

    Just thinking about this in real time is funny as hell.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    Bad Santa

    "You ain't gonna *kitten* right for a week."

    Oh man!!!! The others in my area just started looking my way when I started laughing.
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    "Hulk, Smash!"

    Awesome.
  • Lofteren
    Lofteren Posts: 960 Member
    "Say hello.....to my lil friend!"

    I came in to say this
  • Lofteren
    Lofteren Posts: 960 Member
    And shepherds we shall be,
    For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
  • slimzandra
    slimzandra Posts: 955 Member
    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” — The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
    "Get in the bilge and do your job, sailor!"

    - U-571

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