Things the person above does for attention on the bus

wheird

And go!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Pretends he's in the movie Speed.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Only wears socks.

Derpes

Stares at people without blinking.

finallylean

Only wears a bikini

SweetTrouble_

Pretends to drop things, and slowly bends over to pick them up.

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devil_in_a_blue_dress

poops on the floor.

wheird

Let's a loud one rip and claim to be part of a Dr. oz diet.

Derpes

Yells at senior citizens

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Scratches his man areas.

capnrus789

Sings the ABC's at an inappropriate volume.

wheird

Claims to have invented the taco.

TheSlorax

Teases men with foot fetishes by stretching out his feet/playing with his shoes

GuyIncognito123

licks the windows

soberlicious

makes fart noises with his armpits ^

DainaLC

State quite loudly that you are the bus marshal and everyone will be safe on your ride.

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Derpes

Screams like Sam Kinison

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

Uses the safety poles to pole dance.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

gives selfie lessons with bullhorn

Derpes

Reads Betty Friedan quotes out loud

MissJacquelineN

Hums The Imperial March from Star Wars anytime they see an elderly person.

Derpes

Trips passers by

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

gives selfie lessons with bullhorn

Awww man, I don't know what a bullhorn is :laugh:


@Derpes....hits on old ladies.

miss_jessiejane

Throws jelly beans while shouting the capitols of all the states.

Derpes

gives selfie lessons with bullhorn

Awww man, I don't know what a bullhorn is :laugh:


@Derpes....hits on old ladies.

60 and above only!

@miss_jessie

Listens to a boombox

neandermagnon

sings (loudly): "the village of Coombe, the village of Coombe, the village of Coombe, the village of Coombe........" including the refrain: "THE VILLAGE OF COOMBE, the village of Coombe, The. Vill. age. of COOME!... the village of Coombe..." repeat, getting progressively louder until you get to the bus stop.


I didn't make this up someone did this on a London bus I travelled on at once. Not remotely tuneful and no attempt to collect money from passengers a la busking either. The whole bus was trying not to laugh. Was a very surreal experience. Even by London bus standards. And it wasn't a night bus either, was about 7pm if that.

wheird

Wears a skirt on his head.

_errata_

Makes silly mfp groups about bald men being the master race. Or something.

fantabulous_

Brags about making video games while doing the duck face