Your last text will be put on your grave stone...
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"Damn you, autocorrect!"0
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It's killing me to have all these amazing chances to do skills and I have to just watch. Killing me. Aaaaggghhhh!!!!0
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I'm starving. I swear there's never anything to eat in this place0
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my last text said "wait 15min, they haven't left yet"0
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"Oh my god! Open a window!" haha.0
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"She may have a heart attack from all the excitement."
I was talking about my cat and the new fish I was buying, but it's a good one.0 -
"okie doke"0
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"Yes, I see that we're first. Don't let them take Stonemist Castle! And grats."0
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"It's a trap!"
Seems reasonable...0 -
omw0
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"I am here in the parking lot."
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"He betrayed like everyone who did anything for him and murdered children" -- talking about a tv show..typical me0
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"K"
lol...0 -
I picked up the bagels and cream cheese0
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poke0
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On the patio at home.0
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"I like that thought"0
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don't speak to me again!!!0
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"Your face isn't that hard"0
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'Nope. It has flitted away like a fairy in the wind.'0
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"This almost guarantees I'll be off work tomorrow"0
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Wow ... I don't think I've ever gotten off so hard in my entire life. My day is off to a fanf**kingtastic start!0
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"Seriously?" (To my son who was standing 20 feet away from the truck, looking right at me, texting me if I was there yet to pick him up from school)0
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They are in the outfield, but I am not sure how far in the outfield. (Buying Pirates tickets for the family)0
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No mint please0
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Suck it Trebek0
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Alrighty (Sigh)0
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"Awesome! I had them on the sv. The only thing is that because they don't flip up (they are rigid) I hurt my legs on them when stopping. LOL!"
I was talking about rearsets to my mechanic for my motorcycle (rearsets are the footpegs).0 -
( hides her face in embarrassment )
I'm poopin
( My husband was texting me from work while i was on the toilet and wanted to know what I was doing. IF it would of been anyone else I would of made something up lol)0 -
lunch?0
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