The Perfect Man...

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  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
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    Educated, witty, well-read, funny, loves his mother and siblings, doesn't smoke, and looks like this:

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    James Franco=perfection :heart: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:


    :noway: omg!! he looks exactly like my ex-husband .....:sick:

    just make sure you check his I.D. I promise you the look a like version sucks :frown:
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: will do! That is how I feel about Johnny Depp. That jerk all but ruined JD for me.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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    Mmmmmm perfect man

    h3FB13641
  • ABsolute85
    ABsolute85 Posts: 156
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    Well I can't compete with Mr. Hines...
  • nintoni
    nintoni Posts: 5
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    ...breathes through his ears and has a TV implanted into his forehead ;)
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    I bet he can hold a cup of coffee in each hand but also carry a dozen donuts! NAWWWMEAN!?!?!
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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    I bet he can hold a cup of coffee in each hand but also carry a dozen donuts! NAWWWMEAN!?!?!

    As long as they are mayonnaise donuts :love:

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  • nintoni
    nintoni Posts: 5
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    Even better lol
  • nintoni
    nintoni Posts: 5
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    Eeeeuuuwwww, mayonnaise NOT better - I'm a salad cream girl
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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    Eeeeuuuwwww, mayonnaise NOT better - I'm a salad cream girl

    ewww. mayo or nothing.
  • nintoni
    nintoni Posts: 5
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    I think we'll have to agree to disagree - I have a very sour tongue, love lemon juice, vinegar, anything that makes your mouth water...mayonnaise just really doesn't do it for me. But whatever floats your personal boat :)
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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    I think we'll have to agree to disagree - I have a very sour tongue, love lemon juice, vinegar, anything that makes your mouth water...mayonnaise just really doesn't do it for me. But whatever floats your personal boat :)

    I just can't get enough of that salty cream sauce.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    has a kind heart, a sense of fun/humour, can hold an intelligent conversation, has muscles and body hair, and has either long hair + beard or is bald/short cropped hair + beard.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I think we'll have to agree to disagree - I have a very sour tongue, love lemon juice, vinegar, anything that makes your mouth water...mayonnaise just really doesn't do it for me. But whatever floats your personal boat :)

    I just can't get enough of that salty cream sauce.

    How YOU doin?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Eeeeuuuwwww, mayonnaise NOT better - I'm a salad cream girl

    I too love salad cream! It's hard to get where I live (Bahrain) so I have to make do with mayonnaise most of the time

    I totally love vinegar and lemon juice too. I like my food to have a low pH.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Do you discriminate concerning age John??:love:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Not a fan of perfect I like my guys a little flawed after all I'm not perfect

    Define, "little".

    Well I perfer he not be a sociopath and can hold his liquor

    Not even a little sociopathic?

    His crazy can't exceed my crazy they have to mesh well
  • nintoni
    nintoni Posts: 5
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    I think we'll have to agree to disagree - I have a very sour tongue, love lemon juice, vinegar, anything that makes your mouth water...mayonnaise just really doesn't do it for me. But whatever floats your personal boat :)

    I just can't get enough of that salty cream sauce.

    Duh! *slaps forehead* If I'd realised you were talking about MAN mayonnaise...pmsl
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    If I was humble I'd be perfect.

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