When i leave the house

hilts1969
hilts1969 Posts: 465 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Some days i turn left others i go right, how do i enter this on MFP, does turning left with the sun in my face(south) burn more calories than right? it is a five minute walk to the station either way so not sure what to do, left is uphill all the way whereas right is downhill then a sharp uphill, also on tuesday i had to cross the road due to a car on the pavement, should i now cross the road everyday or just alter my TDEE accordingly

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  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    You should walk backwards while hopping on your left foot after five paces and then your right foot after five more. Then divide your TDEE by zero to compensate.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    No, you should not leave the house :angry:
  • watchhillgirl
    watchhillgirl Posts: 597 Member
    No, you should not leave the house :angry:

    Perfect response! Lol
  • hilts1969
    hilts1969 Posts: 465 Member
    No, you should not leave the house :angry:

    This was my first thought but my boss was having none of it, he doesn't understand the complexities of the situation, he actually said he couldn't give a **** which way i went , i said i needed support in this long journey of mine and i swear to god not only him but in the background i heard giggles
  • 4aces61
    4aces61 Posts: 292 Member
    Some days i turn left others i go right, how do i enter this on MFP, does turning left with the sun in my face(south) burn more calories than right? it is a five minute walk to the station either way so not sure what to do, left is uphill all the way whereas right is downhill then a sharp uphill, also on tuesday i had to cross the road due to a car on the pavement, should i now cross the road everyday or just alter my TDEE accordingly
    Forgive me but are you being serious?
  • hilts1969
    hilts1969 Posts: 465 Member
    Some days i turn left others i go right, how do i enter this on MFP, does turning left with the sun in my face(south) burn more calories than right? it is a five minute walk to the station either way so not sure what to do, left is uphill all the way whereas right is downhill then a sharp uphill, also on tuesday i had to cross the road due to a car on the pavement, should i now cross the road everyday or just alter my TDEE accordingly
    Forgive me but are you being serious?

    Rhythm is a dancer and i am serious as cancer
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    Some days i turn left others i go right, how do i enter this on MFP, does turning left with the sun in my face(south) burn more calories than right? it is a five minute walk to the station either way so not sure what to do, left is uphill all the way whereas right is downhill then a sharp uphill, also on tuesday i had to cross the road due to a car on the pavement, should i now cross the road everyday or just alter my TDEE accordingly
    Forgive me but are you being serious?
    Surely you jest! :noway:
  • 4aces61
    4aces61 Posts: 292 Member
    Some days i turn left others i go right, how do i enter this on MFP, does turning left with the sun in my face(south) burn more calories than right? it is a five minute walk to the station either way so not sure what to do, left is uphill all the way whereas right is downhill then a sharp uphill, also on tuesday i had to cross the road due to a car on the pavement, should i now cross the road everyday or just alter my TDEE accordingly
    Forgive me but are you being serious?
    Surely you jest! :noway:
    Actually I was thinking that about the OP, that's why I asked. It's the interweb, ppl can be hard to read.:laugh:
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Apparently morning sunlight makes you thinner.. Always run with the sun on your face OP!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10740553/How-early-morning-light-can-help-you-lose-weight.html
  • hilts1969
    hilts1969 Posts: 465 Member
    Apparently morning sunlight makes you thinner.. Always run with the sun on your face OP!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10740553/How-early-morning-light-can-help-you-lose-weight.html

    Noted i will turn left and add a dash of sun cream, at last someone with a plan
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Log it as crossfit.
  • froeschli
    froeschli Posts: 1,293 Member
    should I alter my TDEE accordingly?
    Dont forget to account for the head scratching as you are pondering this conundrum!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If you forgot to open your petals to let in the sunshine and absorb the rays, it doesn't count.
    You're drunk, plant, go home.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    Uphill both ways, you say? Log it as "light housework - dusting" unless you're doing it barefoot in 3 feet of snow. My goodness, what would your grandparents say about such laziness?!
  • meritage4
    meritage4 Posts: 1,441 Member
    I can spot your problem right away.

    Do you really leave by the front door?

    That's so old school.

    True science says (and Dr. Oz agrees) the REAL SECRET to weight loss is to only leave from the back door!
  • nikkihk
    nikkihk Posts: 487 Member
    Depends on which mornings you drink orange juice and dine on delicate shrimp toasts. Travel by sandal or snow shoe they require more stamina.

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