bad joke of the week!

sparklesammy
sparklesammy Posts: 465 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Yesterday at work I was discussing weightloss with a female work mate. In chimed the maintenance man: "I once went on a lager diet...I lost 2 weeks!

ba doom ching!

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  • nisijam5
    nisijam5 Posts: 9,964 Member
    Love it!!
  • tamheath
    tamheath Posts: 702 Member
    :laugh:
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    smirk....
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    Lol, I think I'd opt for the vodka diet

    I think we should have a thread just for dieting jokes...laughter burns calories too! Even raising a smile can help. My contribution.......

    A DIETERS PRAYER

    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
    If I should die before I wake,
    I pray the Lord my fat to take,
    And leave behind a skinny shell,
    And all my fat can go to hell!
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