A New Fathers’ Guide to Building a Rock Solid Body
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simples..... Mr Delamonte + sproglet get in a space rocket and fly at close to lightspeed for quite some time, then return to Earth. Due to time dilation, the sproglet is only 5 months old despite 8 months passing on earth in the meantime
Math and physics?! :sad:0 -
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I can't. ..
I don't.... Know
What to say......Viiiiince!
It's all so unfair :sad:
My body is held together with scores of stitches, and two operations, countless 'problems'....that's just one child's worth!
The last thing I needed was my partner concentrating on getting a rock hard body during those first couple of years.
I literally would have killed him.
Maybe your wife did kill you and your just a MFP Poltergeist?0 -
You may recognize this woman. She stumbles out of bed, drinks some hot, surgary *kitten* tea, eats some sugary *kitten* yogurt and forces down a hard boiled egg for "protein". She is too cheap and lazy for a drive thru.
Later, she feeds the dogs, works in the garden, does some house work (laundry etc...)
She spends lunch in front of the computer snarfing down stir fried chicken and shrimp for "protein" (weight lifting/kickboxing) eating a crap ton of fruit because she likes it and tops it off with candy, corn chips and ice cream.(not over calories) She's old so it's facebook with her fogey friends and fitnesspal to look at cat GIFs and sarcasm.
Kickboxing class..kicks some smart *kitten* 19 yr old in the head while sparing for saying she couldn't. Then she hugs him and all the women in the class feel gratified.
Unless it's weight training day. Then she whines THE ENTIRE TIME at the stupid gym and resents eating so much damn protein instead of ice cream calories.
Zones out in front of the TV while working on upholstery project.
Goes to bed with DH who is impressed with her 26.5 inch waist after giving birth to 2 10lb babies. The End.
I want to be you when I grow up. As soon as I towel off the bathroom floor.0 -
to be fair, no-one actually included any equations for special relativity like this one:
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I can't. ..
I don't.... Know
What to say......Viiiiince!
It's all so unfair :sad:
My body is held together with scores of stitches, and two operations, countless 'problems'....that's just one child's worth!
The last thing I needed was my partner concentrating on getting a rock hard body during those first couple of years.
I literally would have killed him.
Maybe your wife did kill you and your just a MFP Poltergeist?
I thought that myself and I pushed out two with no drugs. Note that he works barely 6 hours a day.0 -
Bookmarking for quick reference next time I'm doing homework. Cheers! :drinker:
to be fair, no-one actually included any equations for special relativity like this one:0 -
I am hoping this thread gets locked with the same humor as the IIFYM thread.0
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When is your Mom showing up?0
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I am hoping this thread gets locked with the same humor as the IIFYM thread.
Sacrilege! If it gets locked we can't play anymore!
Yea, but it was funny though....0 -
Sacrilege! If it gets locked we can't play anymore!
Yea, but it was funny though....
From the desk of Olivia...0 -
When is your Mom showing up?
We want to congratulate Grandma Delmonte.0 -
:laugh: @ all the above
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how the HELL was the baby born in August but only 5 months old? Am I in the twilight zone?
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but I've already explained how special relativity can explain that... it's simplez, all you need is a space rocket that can fly nearly as fast as light....0 -
but I've already explained how special relativity can explain that... it's simplez, all you need is a space rocket that can fly nearly as fast as light....
Maybe it's a simpler explanation. Maybe he owns a DeLorean. 0 -
Maybe it's a simpler explanation. Maybe he owns a DeLorean.
Or a blue police box that's bigger on the inside....or better yet!!!!
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I've got that song in my head now..... thanks.... :grumble:0 -
Your welcome :flowerforyou:
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It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!0 -
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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When is your Mom showing up?
His mums Chinese0 -
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