Imperfect Boyfriend

Cameron_1969
Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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JUST under 6'
Ripped abs (but hiding under a layer of fat)
Likes movies with explosions
Messy house
sometime on time. . sometimes late.
Sometimes Procrastinates
Sometimes Lazy
ADD
Doesn't always remember everything you'd like him to remember
usually upbeat and fun but sometimes doom and gloom.
runs out of gas in his car.

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  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    but never runs out of gas from his colon, amirite? ^
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    5ft 8 tall.
    Needs glasses.
    Greying temples.
    Half decent physique, but it's nothing that could save from his face.
    Listens to metal.
    Likes video games.
    Watches geeky programmes like Mythbysters and Pawn Stars.

    Hold on a minute......
  • cursiny
    cursiny Posts: 907 Member
    Breathing??

    SOLD!

    LOL

    :)
  • JocyChan
    JocyChan Posts: 59 Member
    But can you make cookies?!?!?!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I can follow a recipe!. .so yeah. .cookies for everybody!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    I saw the thread title and was trying to remember getting a girlfriend.
    I still don't remember it.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    I can follow a recipe!. .so yeah. .cookies for everybody!

    How about gluten free cookies??
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    Sounds just like my boyfriend, to be honest. And I like him a lot.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    a) 5'9"
    b) Obsessed with hockey, Diet Pepsi, and Snickers
    c) Content to eat the same meal 5 nights in a row
    d) Terrible in social situations
    e) Horrible at household repairs/projects, but can make your computer run like a demon
    f) Has almost no idea when you are flirting with him
    g) Not looking for a girlfriend
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Sounds just like my boyfriend, to be honest. And I like him a lot.

    AWWWWW :tongue:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    As long as you dont ask me for money, can give good massages, and sex me down good then you are good enough in my books. If you wash dishes after I cook then id basically bow down to you jkjk
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    As long as you dont ask me for money, can give good massages, and sex me down good then you are good enough in my books. If you wash dishes after I cook then id basically bow down to you jkjk

    I do my own dishes after making all the gluten free cookies. . so I might as well do yours too, then a full 40 minute massage followed by. . well. .after 40 minutes you'll know. . .
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    That would be like dating myself, minus the doom and gloom and gas thing. At least "that" gas thing. :wink:
  • xSirensSong
    xSirensSong Posts: 615 Member
    Haha, sounds just like my Hubby. Even down to the ADD ~ But ya gotta add the video games in on top of everything... Which is totes good for me, we're both nerds :B

    Hooray for perfect imperfectness! :drinker:
  • JocyChan
    JocyChan Posts: 59 Member
    a) 5'9"
    b) Obsessed with hockey, Diet Pepsi, and Snickers
    c) Content to eat the same meal 5 nights in a row
    d) Terrible in social situations
    e) Horrible at household repairs/projects, but can make your computer run like a demon
    f) Has almost no idea when you are flirting with him
    g) Not looking for a girlfriend

    G) not looking for a girlfriend

    that is the one that'll get all the ladies! :P
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    a) 5'9"
    b) Obsessed with hockey, Diet Pepsi, and Snickers
    c) Content to eat the same meal 5 nights in a row
    d) Terrible in social situations
    e) Horrible at household repairs/projects, but can make your computer run like a demon
    f) Has almost no idea when you are flirting with him
    g) Not looking for a girlfriend

    G) not looking for a girlfriend

    that is the one that'll get all the ladies! :P

    Yes, they can't stop throwing themselves at me. It's raining women.

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