Anyone know black magic spells to get rid of spammers?

neandermagnon

Anyone?

daxazo

Haha. I wish.

elusive_design

Yes, they all involve dancing naked under the moon wearing the pelts of slaughtered spammers though.

Sinisterly

I think we have to call their hotline when they're sleeping, like someone else suggested a bit ago.
I'm all for calling them at 1 in the morning, then once again at 3am. Then again at at random time in the AM.

MyChocolateDiet

lolololololol

AllOutof_Bubblegum

Hahahahaaaa, let me know, I'll for sure buy one

neandermagnon

Yes, they all involve dancing naked under the moon wearing the pelts of slaughtered spammers though.

sounds good to me....

but how can you be both naked and wearing the pelt of a slaughtered spammer? Wouldn't it make more sense to mount the pelt on a pole and wave it like a flag while dancing naked?

elusive_design

Well you could do that, but I was thinking more like a cape. You can be naked and still wear a cape, its an accessory not a clothing item.

neandermagnon

Well you could do that, but I was thinking more like a cape. You can be naked and still wear a cape, its an accessory not a clothing item.

that makes sense too....

mishtery

If I danced naked i am sure that would be enough to scare them right off the forums.. plus evryone else.. So I won't put you through it lol:devil:

BinaryPulsar

I like what you all have worked out so far. I think this is going to work! Also there needs to be the right astrological alignment and we need a guru. I can be the guru if needed.

neandermagnon

I think we have to call their hotline when they're sleeping, like someone else suggested a bit ago.
I'm all for calling them at 1 in the morning, then once again at 3am. Then again at at random time in the AM.

if we go with this plan then several forum members need to work together to time the calls to arrive at 15 minute intervals throughout whatever hours are night in their time zone. I say 15 minute intervals because this is just long enough for them to drift off to sleep each time, so being woken by yet another phone call is that much more arduous

Captain_Wobbles

Ok i think i got this.. good thing i had all of those extra carbs today i should have all the strength i need to channel the mods .
*puts on wizard hat*
Oh holy spirit of the MFP forum Hear these words,
Hear this rhyme,A spammer is acting rogue we send you this burning sign.
Cleanse this board drown his soul in brine...
In the words of Stanley Kirk Burrell , "its ban hammer time"

if that doesn't work there's always an alternative. It does involve a goats head, heavy metal music , 2 virgin women clad in leather bikinis or if not available 6 men wearing banana hammocks , and a sacred dagger.

neandermagnon

I like what you all have worked out so far. I think this is going to work! Also there needs to be the right astrological alignment and we need a guru. I can be the guru if needed.

I was just trying to think of a witty reply to this when the TV switched to Dora the Explorer singing a lullaby to a volcano.... "go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep volcano"....... and i couldn't top that for weird and bizarre.

so maybe let's add singing lullabies to volcanoes to our satanic rituals....

neandermagnon

Ok i think i got this.. good thing i had all of those extra carbs today i should have all the strength i need to channel the mods .
*puts on wizard hat*
Oh holy spirit of the MFP forum Hear these words,
Hear this rhyme,A spammer is acting rogue we send you this burning sign.
Cleanse this board drown his soul in brine...
In the words of Stanley Kirk Burrell , "its ban hammer time"

if that doesn't work there's always an alternative. It does involve a goats head, heavy metal music , 2 virgin women clad in leather bikinis or if not available 6 men wearing banana hammocks , and a sacred dagger.

the bit with the heavy metal + bikini/banana hammock clad devil worshippers and the sacred dagger sound good.... are the male ones virgins too?

Captain_Wobbles

.... are the male ones virgins too?

Nope, although virginity of males does not matter to demon's id think we would get better results without them since they would probably make it awkward and skew the results.

neandermagnon

.... are the male ones virgins too?

Nope, although virginity of males does not matter to demon's id think we would get better results without them since they would probably make it awkward and skew the results.

well something with this black magic seems to be working as the spammers are now advertising call girls...........


.................coincidence.............?


*spooky music*

BinaryPulsar

I like what you all have worked out so far. I think this is going to work! Also there needs to be the right astrological alignment and we need a guru. I can be the guru if needed.

I was just trying to think of a witty reply to this when the TV switched to Dora the Explorer singing a lullaby to a volcano.... "go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep volcano"....... and i couldn't top that for weird and bizarre.

so maybe let's add singing lullabies to volcanoes to our satanic rituals....

Oh yeah, let's do that!

neandermagnon

we;d better get started then..... the spammers are coming thick and fast right now....

Booksandbeaches

We need some Harry Potter spell. Maybe the killing spell..