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WW_Jude_V2

Has anyone taken Garcinia Cambogia before and what were your results!?? Thanks!

Yeah, and not a day goes by that I'm not haunted by it... I wake up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about Garcinia Cambogia!

Back in '86, we'd gotten sketchy reports that a VIP's chopper went down in Garcinia Combogia. We went in under cover of darkness, thinking it would give us the edge, but it didn't. We found another unit leader who had been reported as missing. It turned out Hopper didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!

After a SNAFU with the locals, it came for us. Hawkins was the first to fall, and Blain was blasted by some sort of directed plasma weapon. We tried to gun it down and to trap it but it evaded us and continued its killing spree. Mac and Dillon were next, and Billy got the Cuisinart treatment after making a ridiculously stupid, macho stand. His last words were "YEE ARGHHHHHHHHH!" Poncho was finished off with a quick blast to the head.

I barely escaped with my life by realizing that our stalker and tormentor was my ex-girlfriend! From my time spent in her kitchen, I knew that she could only see in the infrared spectrum. Covered in wet, cold whipped cream as I was, she couldn't see me and temporarily gave up the pursuit.

I knew I had to make a stand, that I'd need an edge; One more trap! So, with chocolate and mall gift cards placed in a small clearing, I bellowed "SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" into the deceptively calm jungle night. She'd be on her way, (after putting on her makeup, perfume, the right bow for her hair, some primping, changing outfits a couple more times... etc) I just had to wait it out, alone in the solitary darkness.

When she showed up, I was safely in my Cool-Whip armor (It was like I was invisible and she was totally clueless whenever I tried that) and our battle ensued. It raged on for what felt like hours, but she was getting the upper hand and was edging toward my destruction. Finally, with the last of my strength, I pulled my trump card and tossed her some Midol and asked if that would help her mood.

The resulting atomic explosion leveled roughly 550 acres, and there was no trace of her to be found. I got to de' chopper and returned home. I never will forget Garcinia Cambogia, try as hard as I might. God help me...

OMG, this was brilliant!

maab_connor

Has anyone taken Garcinia Cambogia before and what were your results!?? Thanks!

Yeah, and not a day goes by that I'm not haunted by it... I wake up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about Garcinia Cambogia!

Back in '86, we'd gotten sketchy reports that a VIP's chopper went down in Garcinia Combogia. We went in under cover of darkness, thinking it would give us the edge, but it didn't. We found another unit leader who had been reported as missing. It turned out Hopper didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!

After a SNAFU with the locals, it came for us. Hawkins was the first to fall, and Blain was blasted by some sort of directed plasma weapon. We tried to gun it down and to trap it but it evaded us and continued its killing spree. Mac and Dillon were next, and Billy got the Cuisinart treatment after making a ridiculously stupid, macho stand. His last words were "YEE ARGHHHHHHHHH!" Poncho was finished off with a quick blast to the head.

I barely escaped with my life by realizing that our stalker and tormentor was my ex-girlfriend! From my time spent in her kitchen, I knew that she could only see in the infrared spectrum. Covered in wet, cold whipped cream as I was, she couldn't see me and temporarily gave up the pursuit.

I knew I had to make a stand, that I'd need an edge; One more trap! So, with chocolate and mall gift cards placed in a small clearing, I bellowed "SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" into the deceptively calm jungle night. She'd be on her way, (after putting on her makeup, perfume, the right bow for her hair, some primping, changing outfits a couple more times... etc) I just had to wait it out, alone in the solitary darkness.

When she showed up, I was safely in my Cool-Whip armor (It was like I was invisible and she was totally clueless whenever I tried that) and our battle ensued. It raged on for what felt like hours, but she was getting the upper hand and was edging toward my destruction. Finally, with the last of my strength, I pulled my trump card and tossed her some Midol and asked if that would help her mood.

The resulting atomic explosion leveled roughly 550 acres, and there was no trace of her to be found. I got to de' chopper and returned home. I never will forget Garcinia Cambogia, try as hard as I might. God help me...

we can all go back to bed now - life officially has a winner!

Vortex_ConQueso

Has anyone taken Garcinia Cambogia before and what were your results!?? Thanks!

Yeah, and not a day goes by that I'm not haunted by it... I wake up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about Garcinia Cambogia!

Back in '86, we'd gotten sketchy reports that a VIP's chopper went down in Garcinia Combogia. We went in under cover of darkness, thinking it would give us the edge, but it didn't. We found another unit leader who had been reported as missing. It turned out Hopper didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!

After a SNAFU with the locals, it came for us. Hawkins was the first to fall, and Blain was blasted by some sort of directed plasma weapon. We tried to gun it down and to trap it but it evaded us and continued its killing spree. Mac and Dillon were next, and Billy got the Cuisinart treatment after making a ridiculously stupid, macho stand. His last words were "YEE ARGHHHHHHHHH!" Poncho was finished off with a quick blast to the head.

I barely escaped with my life by realizing that our stalker and tormentor was my ex-girlfriend! From my time spent in her kitchen, I knew that she could only see in the infrared spectrum. Covered in wet, cold whipped cream as I was, she couldn't see me and temporarily gave up the pursuit.

I knew I had to make a stand, that I'd need an edge; One more trap! So, with chocolate and mall gift cards placed in a small clearing, I bellowed "SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" into the deceptively calm jungle night. She'd be on her way, (after putting on her makeup, perfume, the right bow for her hair, some primping, changing outfits a couple more times... etc) I just had to wait it out, alone in the solitary darkness.

When she showed up, I was safely in my Cool-Whip armor (It was like I was invisible and she was totally clueless whenever I tried that) and our battle ensued. It raged on for what felt like hours, but she was getting the upper hand and was edging toward my destruction. Finally, with the last of my strength, I pulled my trump card and tossed her some Midol and asked if that would help her mood.

The resulting atomic explosion leveled roughly 550 acres, and there was no trace of her to be found. I got to de' chopper and returned home. I never will forget Garcinia Cambogia, try as hard as I might. God help me...

:laugh: FR sent, "Dutch"

Booksandbeaches

Has anyone taken Garcinia Cambogia before and what were your results!?? Thanks!

Yeah, and not a day goes by that I'm not haunted by it... I wake up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about Garcinia Cambogia!

Back in '86, we'd gotten sketchy reports that a VIP's chopper went down in Garcinia Combogia. We went in under cover of darkness, thinking it would give us the edge, but it didn't. We found another unit leader who had been reported as missing. It turned out Hopper didn't disappear, he was skinned alive!

After a SNAFU with the locals, it came for us. Hawkins was the first to fall, and Blain was blasted by some sort of directed plasma weapon. We tried to gun it down and to trap it but it evaded us and continued its killing spree. Mac and Dillon were next, and Billy got the Cuisinart treatment after making a ridiculously stupid, macho stand. His last words were "YEE ARGHHHHHHHHH!" Poncho was finished off with a quick blast to the head.

I barely escaped with my life by realizing that our stalker and tormentor was my ex-girlfriend! From my time spent in her kitchen, I knew that she could only see in the infrared spectrum. Covered in wet, cold whipped cream as I was, she couldn't see me and temporarily gave up the pursuit.

I knew I had to make a stand, that I'd need an edge; One more trap! So, with chocolate and mall gift cards placed in a small clearing, I bellowed "SAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" into the deceptively calm jungle night. She'd be on her way, (after putting on her makeup, perfume, the right bow for her hair, some primping, changing outfits a couple more times... etc) I just had to wait it out, alone in the solitary darkness.

When she showed up, I was safely in my Cool-Whip armor (It was like I was invisible and she was totally clueless whenever I tried that) and our battle ensued. It raged on for what felt like hours, but she was getting the upper hand and was edging toward my destruction. Finally, with the last of my strength, I pulled my trump card and tossed her some Midol and asked if that would help her mood.

The resulting atomic explosion leveled roughly 550 acres, and there was no trace of her to be found. I got to de' chopper and returned home. I never will forget Garcinia Cambogia, try as hard as I might. God help me...

:drinker:

:laugh:

EddieHaskell97

danke schön! I guess I'll be watching Predator and snacking on Garcinia Cambogia after work, tonight.