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The first step is admitting that you are a Clevelander

Iceberg_Simpson
Posts: 737 Member
And I am.
Wondering if there are any other awesomely fabulous Clevelanders to add to my collection.
WARNING: I am highly sarcastic and inappropriate. I breathe mostly sarcasm and lies. I drink beer and lots of it. I'm happily married so not looking for any hook ups. (You can stop reading now if this applies to you.
) I post a lot of nonsensical posts on my wall and will blow up your feed. If we mesh, I am looking to actually hang out in person occasionally and more frequently than that if I love you.
Any daring takers?
Wondering if there are any other awesomely fabulous Clevelanders to add to my collection.
WARNING: I am highly sarcastic and inappropriate. I breathe mostly sarcasm and lies. I drink beer and lots of it. I'm happily married so not looking for any hook ups. (You can stop reading now if this applies to you.

Any daring takers?
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Not in Cleveland, but I believe I can take you in a mud fight.0
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I'm across from Detroit..so 3 hours away and we can hook up..0
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Nope. Sorry.0
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Ok, so if you haven't seen these yet please do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
They are funny. You could really subsitute any city for about the same video.0 -
this guy has been to cleveland...0
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Not in Cleveland, but I believe I can take you in a mud fight.
Make it pudding and I'm in. Now get your sassy little biscuits up here for a visit.0 -
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Nope. Sorry.
Get back in your cage!!0 -
The second step is moving.
LOL
Like to Pittsburgh, the other armpit of America?
At least we use deodorant in these parts.
P. S. Heart you.0 -
this guy has been to cleveland...
BB, I have no clue who that is. I'm a smart Clevelander, I don't follow sports.0 -
this guy used to be from cleveland...0
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I always miss you Noob!!
Do you miss me?0 -
this guy has been to cleveland...
BB, I have no clue who that is. I'm a smart Clevelander, I don't follow sports.
you don't know who John Elway is? :noway:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
These never get old.
Edit: Dammit Krazy!0 -
The second step is moving.
LOL
Like to Pittsburgh, the other armpit of America?
At least we use deodorant in these parts.
P. S. Heart you.
We stopped using deodorant to repel you people.0 -
this guy used to be from cleveland...
Umm Michael Jordan is not from Cleveland
Or is that Kobe Bryan?0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
These never get old.0 -
I’m not from Cleveland, but I do know that Cleveland had America’s first traffic light and was the first city in the world to be lighted electrically.0
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this guy has been to cleveland...
you mean this guy?0 -
I'm across from Detroit..so 3 hours away and we can hook up..
You stole my line, dammit!
I'm in Kentucky . . so 4 hours away. Wanna bang?
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The second step is moving.
LOL
Like to Pittsburgh, the other armpit of America?
At least we use deodorant in these parts.
P. S. Heart you.
We stopped using deodorant to repel you people.
It's definitely working. At least in your case. Now get out of my thread!!0 -
Dr OZ is from Cleveland!!!!0
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I'm across from Detroit..so 3 hours away and we can hook up..
You stole my line, dammit!
I'm in Kentucky . . so 4 hours away. Wanna bang?
FIFY
I believe that we have a standing date set for August.
I'll be waxed and ready to go.0 -
The second step is moving.
LOL
Like to Pittsburgh, the other armpit of America?
At least we use deodorant in these parts.
P. S. Heart you.
We stopped using deodorant to repel you people.
Some of you didn't0 -
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Dr OZ is from Cleveland!!!!
Remind me again why I let you on my FL?0 -
I'm across from Detroit..so 3 hours away and we can hook up..
You stole my line, dammit!
I'm in Kentucky . . so 4 hours away. Wanna bang?
FIFY
I believe that we have a standing date set for August.
I'll be waxed and ready to go.
IN.
or at least I will be0
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