Yikes! or Yay!

ironmonkeystyle
ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
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Check out this website:
It's a pump from your stomach to pump out food. Do you think this is YIKES!! or YAY!! ?

http://aspirebariatrics.com/about-the-aspireassist/

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    Yay medically assisted bulimia!
    Just. Why?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    seems legit
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    What the deuce?!
  • onefortyone
    onefortyone Posts: 531 Member
    All you need is a machine to remove it from your hands.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Ewwwwww...
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    Definitely yikes! Wtf?!
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
    Something tells me you're not gonna get many yays lol.. It's beyond reason.. It's insane lol
  • skrlec70
    skrlec70 Posts: 302 Member
    oh whoo hooo bulimia without having to shove your fingers down your throat, pisses me off
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    Yikes!

    I went there snooping around, convinced I'd discover it was a parody site, a joke, just for giggles... but it actually "seems legit" for lack of a better phrase lol

    At least the study in the US is limited to people with a BMI of 35 to 55... though it ought to be based on BF%!!!!

    No, just no!

    Fail!

    I've got a long way to go to get my healthy habits and choices nailed, but this just seems wrong to me!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Yikes!

    I went there snooping around, convinced I'd discover it was a parody site, a joke, just for giggles... but it actually "seems legit" for lack of a better phrase lol

    At least the study in the US is limited to people with a BMI of 35 to 55... though it ought to be based on BF%!!!!

    No, just no!

    Fail!

    I've got a long way to go to get my healthy habits and choices nailed, but this just seems wrong to me!
    I remember seeing the news for this item.
    I felt awful that people were actually considering doing this to themselves.
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    So...you just walk around with a tube sticking out from your abdomen?

    Aside from all the eating disordered problems with this, how the heck is this even safe at all? A tube like that near all those organs??? No thanks.
  • leericle
    leericle Posts: 71 Member
    There's already a way to pump food out. It's called taking a ****.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Wouldn't it be cheaper and less unpleasant just to hire someone to slap the food out of your hand?
  • randizim
    randizim Posts: 1
    I think it is really harmful to share this website - YIKES!
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    What the HECK did I just see?? :noway: :noway: :noway:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Yikes!!!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    We've gone straight past 'Yikes' and directly to "DaFuQ?!"
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    We've gone straight past 'Yikes' and directly to "DaFuQ?!"

    This!
  • 120by30
    120by30 Posts: 217 Member
    That is insanely disturbing.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    The only way I imagine someone would really want this is if they've had dreams of being a human tap.

    Ew and no.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    What the deuce?!

    Apparently there would be much less of the deuce...
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Binge eating will be so much more fun now. Yippie
  • SunnyDuckling
    SunnyDuckling Posts: 204 Member
    9utgk

    ETA: Not sure if my reaction gif is working, but my opinion on this is a big fat NONONONONONO!
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Order one for me
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Looks good - saves on time and cooking . You can just empty and eat it again - no cooking involved lol
  • xsmilexforxmex
    xsmilexforxmex Posts: 1,216 Member
    Yikes!
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    Soooo ... this means I can eat more?

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    I would say sign me up, but I worry someone might take it at face value.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Wouldn't it be cheaper and less unpleasant just to hire someone to slap the food out of your hand?

    Slap chef. I have been thinking of ordering that system. :laugh:
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    Wouldn't it be cheaper and less unpleasant just to hire someone to slap the food out of your hand?

    agreed.

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