What 3 Items at Wal-mart

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  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    an enema bag, a bottle of ammonia based cleaner, and a push broom
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    just 1 item: red satin rope (from the fabric dept).
    while wearing a red date-night outfit.
    on a friday night.
    (have done this, true story) :blushing:
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    One of those plastic kiddy pools, a crap ton of chocolate jello, and a cashiers box.
  • monkeywizard
    monkeywizard Posts: 222 Member
    Doe pee, fishing worms, and a poster with shirtless men under a waterfall.

    (true story.. also got a bunch of sporks, yarn, & a "For Rent" sign.. In High School we had a friend that always declined when we went out.. so we took the party to his house.. his parents weren't too happy.)
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam

    Don't forget the cup!
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a package of bratwursts, astro-glide, and a reciprocating saw
  • Alishia_655
    Alishia_655 Posts: 136
    A frog (ours sells the fish tank frogs)
    Ice cream
    Blender.
  • ironrat79
    ironrat79 Posts: 273 Member
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one
  • alaskamatteson
    alaskamatteson Posts: 95 Member
    Cake mix, bleach, and a sympathy card.

    Or 50 Shades of Gray book, a cucumber, and Vaseline.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one

    lol add some pyrex glassware and you are sure to get some steal bracelets
  • CursedByCurves
    CursedByCurves Posts: 6 Member
    Condoms, sewing pins, pregnancy test
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I get duct tape, Zip Ties and stocking masks there all the time an nobody ever says a thing.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Condoms, sewing pins, pregnancy test

    :laugh: I love it!


    erm... Cucumber + lube + David Cameron autobiography :noway:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    wire hangers, a shop vac, and large ziplock baggies
  • ywalchle
    ywalchle Posts: 101 Member
    my favorite customer was very flamboyant... and bought 16 POUNDS of banana's, 12 dark blue towels and a pool hose... yeah I didn't ask questions...
  • CursedByCurves
    CursedByCurves Posts: 6 Member
    Condoms, sewing pins, pregnancy test

    :laugh: I love it!

    LoL, yay! I'm glad you enjoyed that one. :bigsmile:
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    a bra and pany set, a video camera, and some enzyte
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    burlap sack, dog treats, and rat poison
  • SweetPea_7
    SweetPea_7 Posts: 249 Member
    my favorite customer was very flamboyant... and bought 16 POUNDS of banana's, 12 dark blue towels and a pool hose... yeah I didn't ask questions...

    :noway:
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Shotgun, wedding invitations, pregnancy test.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Rain boots, 5 gallon bottle of water and Ex-Lax
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    1. Can of refried beans
    2. Bottle of castor oil
    3. Adult diapers
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    plastic drop cloths, a chainsaw, and an "Open House" sign
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Shotgun, wedding invitations, pregnancy test.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    baby clothes, a hachet, and a beach towel
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Nails
    Duct tape
    Jumper cables
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    Vodka bottle
    pregnancy test
    cigarettes
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a car battery, wire, and a BBQ grill fork
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    up - this thing died offer quicker than I would have expected haha

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