camping in the desert
icandoit
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent
all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says: 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is
all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful da y tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent.'
all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says: 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is
all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful da y tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent.'
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent
all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky; what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says: 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is
all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful da y tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent.'0 -
:mad: :mad: :mad: Renee, as someone who is of native american decent, I am appalled that you would post such a blatantly stereotypical and racist joke. We DO NOT talk like that, and furthermore I don't understand why we always have to be the 'sidekick' to the genetically 'superior' white man.
Please be more careful about what you post from here on out. Especially such hate filled rhetoric such as your 'joke'.
Nah, I'm just kiddin you, I laughed like a crazed white man with an empty firewater bottle. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
:mad: :mad: :mad: Renee, as someone who is of native american decent, I am appalled that you would post such a blatantly stereotypical and racist joke. We DO NOT talk like that, and furthermore I don't understand why we always have to be the 'sidekick' to the genetically 'superior' white man.
Please be more careful about what you post from here on out. Especially such hate filled rhetoric such as your 'joke'.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Nah, I'm just kiddin you, I laughed like a crazed white man with an empty firewater bottle. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
You totally had me, Invincible! :laugh:
I've got my share of NA in my blood, and I spent 4 years studying various NA cultures... but I still thought that was pretty funny. Good one.0 -
You totally had me, Invincible! :laugh:
I've got my share of NA in my blood, and I spent 4 years studying various NA cultures... but I still thought that was pretty funny. Good one.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I am primarily white man, but I am fervently proud of my native american great grandmother. She was beautiful, and I am proud of that part of my ancestory.
Still, is a pretty funny joke. Stupid white man. :bigsmile:0 -
Thats funnier then a 3 humped camel!:laugh:0
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You totally had me, Invincible! :laugh:
I've got my share of NA in my blood, and I spent 4 years studying various NA cultures... but I still thought that was pretty funny. Good one.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I am primarily white man, but I am fervently proud of my native american great grandmother. She was beautiful, and I am proud of that part of my ancestory.
Still, is a pretty funny joke. Stupid white man. :bigsmile:
My great grandfather is where I get mine. Maybe they knew each other! Haha. Except probably NOT.0 -
You totally had me, Invincible! :laugh:
I've got my share of NA in my blood, and I spent 4 years studying various NA cultures... but I still thought that was pretty funny. Good one.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I am primarily white man, but I am fervently proud of my native american great grandmother. She was beautiful, and I am proud of that part of my ancestory.
Still, is a pretty funny joke. Stupid white man. :bigsmile:
My great grandfather is where I get mine. Maybe they knew each other! Haha. Except probably NOT.
Hahhaha. probably not, but stranger things have happened. Maybe they belonged to the first weight loss group together and sent each other smoke signals....(probably not) :laugh:0
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